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Re: >muh life
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2014, 07:34:45 AM »
HOLY FUCK I just saw this thread.


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Re: >muh life
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2014, 03:20:23 PM »

Super funtime update, the few antibiotics that affect this shit are of the sulfa variety, and extra super duper strong. Since I wasn't rotting or running fever, we decided to try oral Antibiotics first instead of admission to the hospital and IV antibiotics. Well, these things are so strong they actually kill your friendly gut bacteria, so I spent about 6 days bed ridden with what felt like the worst stomach flu I've had in years, shitting liquid and retching if I stood up too fast...totally sucked donkey dick, but now I'm at the point where sipping Ginger Ale all day keeps it under control, last week I was eating Promethizine like candy and worrying about butthole dehydration....
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Re: >muh life
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2014, 06:14:41 PM »
So you're losing weight I guess...

Every time I get sick it's right after I've said I need to drop a few lbs. Boyfriend is already talking about crotch droppings and I'm all, I only have 13lbs to go til I'm back to the weight before I joined..  nope.

 I bet your butthole stings like a bitch. I remember the liquid shit days from withdrawal. :lol:

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