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>muh life
« on: April 22, 2014, 10:48:33 AM »
So...this morning I got woken up by my wife freaking out because a cop was beating on our door at 6:45. Turns out it was a City Marshall, and he was serving me with papers naming me as a defendant in a lawsuit ::) The white trash cunt that I got in the wreck with in November never got shit out of my insurance company, thanks to a couple calls and a nasty letter from my attorney, so she called a local Ambulance Chaser and is attempting to take me to court for "Past, Present, and Future Damages and Pain and Suffering". So that was a great thing to wake up to. After spending 45 minutes cussing and screaming I got ready and went to my Wound Care appointment. Good news there is that my last 3 little drain wounds and the big abscess wound are all healing properly and pretty quick. I have a small skin infection, but its no big deal, just itches like crazy...a simple antibiotic will knock it out. But the fun part is, as of May 1st the WK Hospital system here will no longer be taking my insurance since the two of them are engaged in some sort of pissing contest. That means I'll be cut off from my Primary Care Doctor, Psychiatrist, Neurologist and Wound Care...what a fucking fantastic proposition! And because of my Malpractice Suit, I can't exactly use the OTHER hospital system in town because that's where the dipshit surgeon is and I have been advised not to use their ER, Doctors or Hospital for ANYTHING...joy of fucking joys!
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Re: >muh life
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2014, 01:09:29 PM »
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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Re: >muh life
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2014, 01:43:55 PM »
That sucks dude, but since the attorney did what he did, and the insurance company didn't pay out, I don't think you have too much to worry about, I hope anyway. I know this is just unwanted stress, but damn.

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Re: >muh life
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2014, 05:46:19 PM »
Oh and just another fun time addition to this...my upper incision that was totally healed started swelling up and a little boil looking thing formed, and when I lanced it (fuck going to the ER, I'll do it myself) a ton of green puss shit shot out, then it just bled and bled forever...and I jammed a sterile q-tip thingie in by the wooden end and measured it, 3cms deep...holy fucking fuck, then I got a corneal abrasion some how...this week has been complete bullshit...
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Re: >muh life
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2014, 05:55:59 PM »
That's it. I'm done.

Call me in 2 years when you're all okay.


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Re: >muh life
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2014, 10:09:53 PM »
I just found out I'm a month pregnant and the father told me to go fuck myself. I told him I would since I can't get pregnant twice.

I need you bro. :(


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Re: >muh life
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2014, 09:52:24 PM »
Wait....what? Holy shit dude.....message me on FB or text me or something...the fuck...
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Re: >muh life
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2014, 02:21:57 PM »
I just found out I'm a month pregnant and the father told me to go fuck myself. I told him I would since I can't get pregnant twice.

I need you bro. :(

Wait, what??  Man, that sucks :(  That's messed up.

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Re: >muh life
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2014, 01:36:16 PM »
Joy....second migraine in the last 4 days....stress plus weather equals pain...
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Re: >muh life
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2014, 08:12:47 PM »
I just found out I'm a month pregnant and the father told me to go fuck myself. I told him I would since I can't get pregnant twice.

I need you bro. :(

That's fucked up. Dudes now days need to man up and step up when this happens. I never thought I would want kids,and when I did I stepped up even though I started having second thoughts. My son can be a pain in the ass some times,but now I can't even fathom not having him. If this dude is gonna be like this you need to nail him on child support.

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Re: >muh life
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2014, 08:21:18 PM »
Lol, child support.


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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2014, 08:41:14 PM »
:lol: Child Support is hard to collect when there is no child :lol: I honestly for some reason didn't even think you were capable of conceiving...dunno why, maybe just because your as Anti-Crotch Dropping as I am. I told Amy before we got married to sort that children shit out, because I would do just like her Uncle did to his wife and kick her to the curb if she started getting baby fever...

EDIT: Also, guys shouldn't have to "man up" these days. Women have the option to terminate a pregnancy, a legal measure for men that is the financial equivalent should exist. If I don't want a kid, accidentally knocked some random up, and she wouldn't terminate....why should I have to foot the bill for that shit? We (males) deserve some sort of legal protection from predatory women that are trying to rope them in financially by getting knocked up. Best 200 dollars I ever spent was buying my wife an IUD before we were even engaged.....if I have the option, I'm not wearing rubbers and I'm not taking any chances. And since she has the IUD, any pregnancy that may occur is likely to be so high risk that termination will be the only option, and we're both A-Ok with that.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2014, 08:51:28 PM by Meatywand »
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Re: >muh life
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2014, 08:48:31 PM »
No, you're not wrong. Something is very amiss with this, the way the pain is and where it is... I think it may be ectopic. In which case, surgery, oxys, and a few days of rest. I told him I'm doing the ultrasound Thursday, no reply. It boggles my mind that he's not even a little curious.

At any rate, I'm pretty ready to not have to drop to my knees in blinding cramps every time I get even a whiff of adrenaline.


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Re: >muh life
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2014, 08:52:30 PM »
Ectopic is in the tubes right? Thats the risk Amy's IUD carries, if a pregnancy occurs that's where it will happen, and will require el flusho.
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Re: >muh life
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2014, 08:58:22 PM »
Yeah, and the way the pain comes on, that's my feeling. It's terribly sharp, not even like a "your body is adjusting", more like, "SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO RIP OUT OF YOUR ABDOMEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LAY DOWN FOR THIS".

 That I just got the opportunity of a LIFETIME in the intel field is also a deciding factor, and one that's laying down some wicked stress, so all day I've basically been in bed talking shit.


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Re: >muh life
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2014, 09:24:25 PM »
If you ever decide to actually go through with it, I'll mail you some flash frozen swimmers so that the most perfect Trolltastic Hellspawn ever will be created.
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Re: >muh life
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2014, 09:28:19 PM »
AWWW YISSSS


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Re: >muh life
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2014, 09:39:01 PM »
:lol: Child Support is hard to collect when there is no child :lol: I honestly for some reason didn't even think you were capable of conceiving...dunno why, maybe just because your as Anti-Crotch Dropping as I am. I told Amy before we got married to sort that children shit out, because I would do just like her Uncle did to his wife and kick her to the curb if she started getting baby fever...

EDIT: Also, guys shouldn't have to "man up" these days. Women have the option to terminate a pregnancy, a legal measure for men that is the financial equivalent should exist. If I don't want a kid, accidentally knocked some random up, and she wouldn't terminate....why should I have to foot the bill for that shit? We (males) deserve some sort of legal protection from predatory women that are trying to rope them in financially by getting knocked up. Best 200 dollars I ever spent was buying my wife an IUD before we were even engaged.....if I have the option, I'm not wearing rubbers and I'm not taking any chances. And since she has the IUD, any pregnancy that may occur is likely to be so high risk that termination will be the only option, and we're both A-Ok with that.

I agree with a lot of that,but at the same time if you're worried about predatory women,and/or you don't want kids you need to be responsible and wear a rubber (or be really good at pulling out and hope your pre-swimmers don't do any damage). I guess you put it in her butt,with how things are progressing these days anal is the new oral :lol: oh,and I meant nail him with child support if/when she has the baby.
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Re: >muh life
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2014, 09:52:01 PM »
There are some pretty spectacular circumstances around this, is all I can say. My bro is right when he says he thought I couldn't have kids; I was told it was impossible a few years ago, which was why they "didn't think a ligation was necessary". So now I'll try to not die during surgery, because I can't carry to term. My injuries are in spots where my body needs to expand, and it would likely cripple me.

I'm more shocked by the fact that he knows something is wrong and won't respond rather than anything else. I told him I was experiencing debilitating pain and that I had pushed my appointment up out of fear of an ectopic pregnancy, which is worthy of a "Try not to die," at the very least.
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Re: >muh life
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2014, 09:53:23 PM »
Meh, I've been put under 4 times in the last year...it ain't too bad, just a nice nap :lol:
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« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2014, 09:56:48 PM »
Meh, I've been put under 4 times in the last year...it ain't too bad, just a nice nap :lol:

No.. none of this I go under for.


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« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2014, 10:15:25 PM »
Oh...well shit nigga...that sucks a fat one, its really neat when they hit you with that first drug to put you out that makes everything get all crazy and wonky....especially if they don't do that cheesy count backward from 10 shit :lol: Last 2 times I had surgery they jacked me with Fentynal pretty shortly before they put me out, that was pretty fucking swell :lol:
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« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2014, 10:24:33 PM »
Nah m8, I don't anesthetize well. They tried knocking me out at the dentist and I just sat there sucking in fumes at 12 years old like COME AT ME BRO... they kicked me when they stapled my knee together but that was demorol and a massive shot of morphine.


edit: sweet fucking christ that imaginary friend shit? HOW ABOUT NO.

brb, going to drink gallon of jp8.
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Re: >muh life
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2014, 12:43:54 AM »
el flusho.

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« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2014, 08:13:42 AM »
I think what we've said in private conversation is probably worse :lol:


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