Author Topic: You know what's kinda funny?  (Read 1368 times)

Maverick

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You know what's kinda funny?
« on: December 13, 2013, 08:20:54 PM »
I got a really bad case of the coughs and went in to see my doctor.

So I get checked in and he immediately said, "U HAF DA PNEUMONIA, DUMBASS!"

"Welp."

He quickly gave me a super antibiotic pill to take (free) and a script for more antibiotics, including some sample inhalers (what a bro).

I moseyed on over to my local Super Walmart to turn in the script and grabbed some Mickey D's in to fill my tummy for them durgs.

I get back to pick it up and here's where I started to chuckle in realization;

Da brgrs - $6.52 (delicious chicken nuggets included)

Amoxicillin - $4.00 (actual price, no insurance)

The pills which are going to save my life cost less than a burger meal at McDonalds.  :lol:


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Re: You know what's kinda funny?
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2013, 09:05:57 PM »
ObamaCare.  :lol:

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Re: You know what's kinda funny?
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2013, 09:47:51 PM »
You probably could have gotten amoxil cheaper and in a greater quantity at a pet store.
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Re: You know what's kinda funny?
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2013, 07:25:32 AM »
The problem here is why on earth are you buying food from McD's?

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Re: You know what's kinda funny?
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2013, 07:52:27 AM »
I LOVE McD's BBQ ranch burger.

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Re: You know what's kinda funny?
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2013, 05:35:29 PM »
Over 6 bucks for a McShit's meal? There's spots all over here that are far superior for that kind of money. We're talking a fat juicy burger, basket of fries, and an Orange Bang (fuck soda).
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Re: You know what's kinda funny?
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2013, 04:27:59 PM »
I was sick a few weeks back, the inhaler I had was the most expensive part... $25.
the anti-biotic and the make you super loopy cough medicine cost like 4 bucks each.


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Re: You know what's kinda funny?
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2013, 04:38:21 PM »
Probably something sweet like albuterol in that inhaler :lol: That's what they gave me in the hospital when I had pneumonia...
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Re: You know what's kinda funny?
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2013, 08:49:00 PM »
Probably something sweet like albuterol in that inhaler :lol: That's what they gave me in the hospital when I had pneumonia...

Still coughing midway through my treatment.

I think I might have to go back. :-\


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Re: You know what's kinda funny?
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2013, 10:09:23 PM »
Don't fuck around with pneumonia! And don't smoke!
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Re: You know what's kinda funny?
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2013, 11:24:44 AM »
Don't fuck around with pneumonia! And don't smoke!

Yep, I made that mistake and was sick for like 3 weeks :(

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Re: You know what's kinda funny?
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2013, 12:25:10 PM »
Yeah....I got my ass crawled by the doctor over my smoking....actually every time since April I've been in the hospital I've gotten multiple lectures and pamphlets about how I need to stop smoking....
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Re: You know what's kinda funny?
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2013, 06:22:42 PM »
Yeah....I got my ass crawled by the doctor over my smoking....actually every time since April I've been in the hospital I've gotten multiple lectures and pamphlets about how I need to stop smoking....

Vapor pen time!

I'm actually working on calculating the same nicotine dose per "drag" that a cigarette would give so you can mix the exact dosage necessary to not get even more addicted. This way, you can satisfy your need to drag away at the thing like a normal cig rather than only taking a couple of puffs.

Something I've noticed about those disposables is that everyone who tries them out end up smoking way more cigarettes than before when they cave in.

I'll pm you the numbers, bb.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2013, 06:23:52 PM by wicho »


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Re: You know what's kinda funny?
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2013, 07:31:14 PM »
I have a nice Ctwist adjustable battery for my vape, but I cheaped out on my tank and the o-ring busted and the fucking thing started leaking everywhere....I'm gonna get a nice ProTank as soon as my local shop gets some more in. DFW Vapor makes some delicious flavors that are the 18mg of nicotine, and even a few 24mg flavors....I was doing good not smoking when my vape was actually working....and last time I quit completely I was using an e-cig....but waiting on cartridges to come in and dating smokers messed that up. I'm going to get Amy a nice vape for Christmas so we can both quit.
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