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ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« on: August 09, 2013, 09:37:53 AM »
Holy shit, I have never had this much trouble out of a service provider....EVER. Before everybody starts with the "buy your own modem" shit, as it turns out...that's not even the problem. After repeated calls to Tech Support, a trip to the scary ass fucking ghetto where their Service Center is located, and a Tech visit, I still don't have internet at home. Just got off the phone with a manager in Tech Support, apparently on Sunday, a tech doing routine work on the system detected a "leak" or "feed back" or some shit in my internet signal. So instead of fixing it or telling me to schedule a Tech to come fix it...they fucking just UNPLUGGED ME. But to make it better...they didn't put that in their fucking report either. They just scheduled a "fix and/or replace filter" for Wednesday, which they failed to complete. So I had the Tech come out last night to check my shit...and he diagnosed it and they have to get into the attic of my apartment building which means the property manager has to be on site to let them in there...HOLY FUCKING DOG DICK....this is such a cluster fuck, and best part is, they might not be able to get a tech out to fix it until NEXT WEDNESDAY....I AM MAD.
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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2013, 03:09:00 PM »
They're going to pro-rate the week you've not had service, right?


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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2013, 03:30:23 PM »
Supposedly....we'll see....I'm waiting on the service crew to get here to fix the wiring and after another angry call to tech support, they bumped me up the schedule and a tech should be here Monday morning to reconnect my service....bunch of lost hours from work and bullshit.
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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2013, 07:44:16 PM »
Where does one find one of these "Wheelbarrows full of Dicks" ?

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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2013, 12:49:46 AM »
Nigga you the gay one you should know!
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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2013, 08:11:27 PM »
MEh, I live in central ish PA now. There's a shortage of queers.

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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2013, 09:27:28 PM »
Bet you could corrupt some Amish buttpussy while they're on Rumspringer.
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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2013, 05:30:38 PM »
Yeah, when they're like 16?! Good idea.....

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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2013, 05:45:05 PM »
18 bruh, they do Rumspringer when they're 18.
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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2013, 07:25:44 PM »
Oh, maybe. Still though, I doubt it would happen.

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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2013, 06:59:00 PM »
Oh, maybe. Still though, I doubt it would happen.
You gotta try harder.

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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2013, 06:59:20 PM »
I bet theres probably not a lot of stiff competition...

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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2013, 10:43:41 AM »
18 bruh, they do Rumspringer when they're 18.

16. Trust me, I used to live in Amish country :lol:
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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2013, 04:38:17 PM »
New goal: fuck with amish on rumspringa


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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2013, 04:59:22 PM »
Last time Brett and I were in Vegas he told people I was on Rumspringa...shit was hilarious :lol:
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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2013, 07:00:29 PM »
Last time Brett and I were in Vegas he told people I was on Rumspringa...shit was hilarious :lol:
You were kind of asking for it with that beard...

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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2013, 10:15:14 AM »
After watching the movie "Sex Drive", all I can think of when I hear Rumspringa is this.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acqmmREPSKA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acqmmREPSKA</a>

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Re: ComCast can choke on a wheelbarrow full of Dicks...
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2013, 11:51:55 AM »
Oh boy...now even more fun...my internet works at the apartment again (finally went back home again from my parents last night since the surgeon released me to drive and work) but they're still trying to charge me for the 3 weeks I didn't have internet despite assuring me there was a "credit" on my account...yeah, nah, I'm not paying this shit. I'm gonna let Amy yell at them I think...I'm so tired of talking to all the Indian guys with strangely Anglicized names...
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