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Fuck ticks
« on: July 14, 2013, 01:51:04 PM »
Fucking ticks. What the fuck do you do for the world, other than sitting around, stealing blood, and spreading crazy ass alien diseases? Get a fucking job, dont just sit there on your shitty little blade of grass mooching my hard-earned blood.

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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2013, 02:35:27 PM »
Ticks suck your blood which contains valuable proteins for the birds and other creatures that eat the ticks.

Respect.

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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2013, 02:42:47 PM »
fuck you, nava


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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2013, 02:45:02 PM »
Circle of Life, muthafucka.

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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2013, 02:52:27 PM »
I got a tick on me once

I think I got accused of looking like I was having a seizure when I found it

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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2013, 08:55:43 PM »
The next time I see a tick, I'm gonna just yell at it to get a job until it dies
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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2013, 08:56:59 PM »
Ticks suck your blood which contains valuable proteins for the birds and other creatures that eat the ticks.

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Most animals dont eat ticks... Guineafowl do, and certain types of Wasps lay their eggs in them.
Ticks are the only organism that deserves Wasp parasitism... seriously google that, some fucked up shit :lol:
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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2013, 11:27:55 PM »
I had a tick on my neck once. BUHHHH I hate 'em. Not as much as poisonous spiders though. Fuck them and their necrotic venom.

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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2013, 09:22:57 AM »
Meh, ticks are just part of spending time in the woods, wear protective clothing and make sure you spray yourself with some repellent or something. I used to get a couple a week when I was Land Surveying in the woods. Just make sure you remove them without snapping the heads off inside your skin and pray they don't give you any weird exotic illnesses.
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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2013, 12:24:34 PM »
Ticks? I would take a tick bite over a chigger bite any day. Chigger bites last a week or two or more, and are located in the worst possible areas (ankles, crotch, waistline, armpits, etc). They are hard to keep away unless you remember to douse yourself in deet or every hour or two.

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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2013, 12:58:09 PM »
Chiggers are easy to deal with though, spray yourself down, then when you get home run a bathtub full of water, add like a capful or so of bleach and soak for a little while (don't get that shit in your eyes or drink it)...BAM problem solved!
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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2013, 01:46:54 PM »
The shitty moment when I only go into the woods to catch reptiles and amphibians with my friends and therefore cant bugspray, because it kills amphibians. :lol:
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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2013, 10:15:11 AM »


Most animals dont eat ticks... Guineafowl do, and certain types of Wasps lay their eggs in them.
Ticks are the only organism that deserves Wasp parasitism... seriously google that, some fucked up shit :lol:

I read that certain snakes do too

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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2013, 02:10:00 PM »
Most Snakes dont eat any kind of arthropods. They cant digest the exoskeleton.
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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2013, 02:59:46 PM »
Most Snakes dont eat any kind of arthropods. They cant digest the exoskeleton.

I'll have to find that article.

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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2013, 03:12:35 PM »
I'll have to find that article.

My mistake, I didn't read the article, just listened to someone..half listened at any rate.  It's more about the snakes eating mice, etc, that lyme disease carrying ticks feed on.

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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2013, 01:41:02 AM »
That's interesting... what was the basis of the article? Does it affect the Snakes at all?
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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2013, 09:05:12 AM »
My mistake, I didn't read the article, just listened to someone..half listened at any rate.  It's more about the snakes eating mice, etc, that lyme disease carrying ticks feed on.
Come on AJ!
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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2013, 08:47:31 AM »
Come on AJ!

I went back and read it you idiot :lol:

That's interesting... what was the basis of the article? Does it affect the Snakes at all?

It talks about how people kill certain predators/apex predators like snakes and foxes.  Then it talks about how the loss of those animals causes mice and other animals that ticks jump on to over populate, and is basically a feeding frenzy for ticks.  It then points out how that allows the tick population to basically explode.

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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2013, 09:16:42 AM »
I went back and read it you idiot :lol:
I took that as, "there wasn't an article I just heard somebody talking about it"  my bad :lol:
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Re: Fuck ticks
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2013, 08:08:55 AM »
That's interesting... what was the basis of the article? Does it affect the Snakes at all?

It talks about how people are quick to kill snakes, and the snakes are the one that keep the mice and such that ticks attach to inline.