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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2013, 01:35:13 PM »
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2013, 04:26:19 PM »
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2013, 06:50:11 PM »
My network picks up Swat Surveillance Van #9, occasionally. Depends on where I put my laptop.

I totally just stole that one :lol:
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2013, 06:54:18 PM »
I hope you put it as SWAT and not Swat. One's an acronym, one's a verb :lol:


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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2013, 08:00:44 PM »
Whoa people in Mississippi are advanced enough to have WiFi?
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2013, 09:08:15 PM »
Whoa people in Mississippi are advanced enough to have WiFi?

Ah fuck you :lol: Actually north side of town finally got electricity the other day.
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2013, 09:09:11 PM »
Ah fuck you :lol: Actually north side of town finally got electricity the other day.
Shit better get ready...indoor plumbing will be next!
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2013, 07:48:21 PM »
Loud angry buttsex is the answer....slamming headboards into the wall and just making it as uncomfortable as possible for them.


You're close, but not quite. The answer is loud angry buttsex with aforementioned downstairs neighbor.

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #33 on: July 06, 2013, 09:54:58 AM »
Yeah, but then I would actually have befriend them in some way. That way I could get close enough to pull off the unannounced penetration.

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2013, 01:40:13 PM »
Yeah, but then I would actually have befriend them in some way. That way I could get close enough to pull off the unannounced penetration.

You lack creativity.

Chloroform + ski mask = success.

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2013, 02:07:25 PM »
Fuck the chloroform...juts utilize a good DONKEY PUNCH! :lol:
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2013, 01:16:48 PM »
A good donkey punch is always a good option...it just may leave evidence if not done correctly.  :lol:

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2013, 03:30:44 PM »
Haha, this got out of hand. The obnoxious neighbor has continued to piss us off though. So we have resorted to just being louder.

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2013, 09:19:45 PM »
Meaty is a published troll so he probably has the best ideas. :lol:


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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2013, 08:59:14 PM »
I agree, I just don't need any rape charges..

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #40 on: July 13, 2013, 10:20:20 PM »
He probably secretly wants the peen.

Oh shit, you should just cosplay Pyramid Head ALL THE TIME there.


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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #41 on: July 14, 2013, 02:15:21 PM »
There was a really epic foggy mist this morning. Damn.