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My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« on: June 18, 2013, 11:55:39 AM »
Ok, let me start this off with a little back story. Our apartment has extremely thin walls and floors, luckily Bill and I live on the top floor and don't have people above us. However, I can clearly hear my neighbors in their kitchen which shares a wall adjacent to ours, and occasionally I hear their door open at night and freak out because I think it's my door opening (sometimes it doesn't close all the way).

Anyway, the neighbor below us has been consistently blasting music every night, all night, for weeks and has changed his wifi password to "Elephants Upstairs". This really wouldn't bother me, but we have trouble sleeping as it is. Now I'm not ranting saying "We're Vets and we're special!" What I am saying though is that neither of us can walk very well, so it's not our fault that we make a lot of noise when moving around. Bill had his back broken in two places by a 3000PSI Hydraulically actuated gun, and will never be able to walk correctly. He was also medically retired from the military because of it. I personally had my left foot crushed and cannot walk correctly either.

I guess my point is that we aren't trying to be assholes and walk around stomping or anything, we can't help it. Yet this jackass proceeds to cause us to lose sleep due to his disdain for how shitty these apartments were made, and that he lives below someone.

I don't know Guess I just needed to rant about it. Maybe I'll go knock on his door one of these nights with the AK-47 and kindly ask him to turn off his music.

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2013, 01:38:34 PM »
At least they aren't smoking MAD BLUNT REEFERS and standing in the hall outside your door screaming at all hours like my wonderful culturally enriching neighbors...but yeah that sucks.
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2013, 01:09:41 PM »
Yep that's a douche alright.
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2013, 01:24:24 PM »
Loud angry buttsex is the answer....slamming headboards into the wall and just making it as uncomfortable as possible for them.
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2013, 04:13:01 PM »
Hahaha, too bad we don't have a headboard. Damn.

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2013, 05:20:35 PM »
:lol:


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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2013, 05:29:32 PM »
Welp...just called the Cops on my neighbors...3rd day in a row I've detected the odor of BIG BLUNT REEFERS as soon as I opened the downstairs door. Guess my pistol and/or shotgun are going to be permanent fixtures in my living room for a while...
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2013, 06:15:34 PM »
and has changed his wifi password to "Elephants Upstairs".

Do you mean the changed the router name? If you know their password (not too hard), I would take down their network just because...not that I would know how to do such things. Or you could really be a dick and change the time table on the router so it will only function at certain hours. Again, not that I would ever do such things.

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2013, 06:19:46 PM »
Not that I was involved in such activities either, but after an older bitch neighbor chewed me out because my damn Yorkiepoo apparently scared her violin students when I left her in the backyard and called the cops on me because I parked in the front yard to unload a coffee table, her unsecured network suddenly became used for all sorts of awful internet piracy :lol:
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2013, 09:47:46 PM »
I did mean the router name, sorry about that. If I knew the password I would totally not do anything terrible to their computer.....

I have been totally not involved in simultaneously shutting down an entire network at a High School before...

The loud buttsex will continue.

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2013, 09:23:33 AM »
you are my favourite sometimes :lol:


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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2013, 09:45:28 AM »
Loud sexual activity usually freaks your neighbors out enough they leave you alone in my experience :lol: Makes them feel super awkward :lol:
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2013, 06:43:33 PM »
Loud sexual activity usually freaks your neighbors out enough they leave you alone in my experience :lol: Makes them feel super awkward :lol:

Especially when they know it's loud buttsexs :lol:
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2013, 09:48:57 PM »
 :lol: Haha I know. I got a bunch of weird looks today when at the Harley Dealer taking care of an insurance quote for Bill's bike. I said partner and the guy just kind of stared for a second.....

The downstairs guy has since changed his network to "Stop Slamming Doors". I don't know who that refers to.

Either way I may not go buy fireworks and lower them onto their balcony with a string...  :angel:

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2013, 09:50:46 PM »
You should drop flaming bags of poop on their balcony :lol:

Start changing your router to horrible shit...like The Angel Kiss Network or Fistulas R Us. Or Anal Prolapse Palace :lol:
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2013, 10:28:49 PM »
Hahahaha, most of those are more terrible than I would want to put out there.

There were a few nights I have had to prevent Bill from going down there with the AK-47 hahah

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2013, 10:47:06 PM »
Mine is named The Astronomican after the beacon space ships follow in 40k....theres one I can pick called FBI Surveillance Van #4 that cracks me up.
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2013, 11:54:55 PM »
We use 'Convicted Sex Offender' and leave it open. Nobody ever tries to use it...


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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2013, 12:03:47 AM »
Mine is named The Astronomican after the beacon space ships follow in 40k....theres one I can pick called FBI Surveillance Van #4 that cracks me up.

My network picks up Swat Surveillance Van #9, occasionally. Depends on where I put my laptop.

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2013, 01:13:42 AM »
I've changed my router name a few times for no reason other than boredom. Pretty sure my neighbors have an idea it is me due to some previous ones. Decided to change it again last week and noticed a few strange looks when outside...not sure why.


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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2013, 05:32:04 AM »
Oops.


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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2013, 01:26:01 PM »
I love how there's also a guest network. Haha!  :lol:

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2013, 01:27:44 PM »
Anal Prolapse Palace...you should totally use it! Or something like Twinktacular or possibly Poz Loads Palace.
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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2013, 01:31:22 PM »
I love how there's also a guest network. Haha!  :lol:

It's password protected, but there has been no attempts to connect. :lol:

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Re: My downstairs Neighbor is a Douche
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2013, 01:33:09 PM »
I may change it to Knob Gobblers Network, or The Ass Pirates Access Port.