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Fucking Birds
« on: May 17, 2013, 03:02:11 PM »
Yeah...kinda dumb but irritating as fuck...we have tons of small finches or some shit outside our apartment. Right now I can hear one tearing up my damn window screen for some nefarious bird reason or other. They've also started shit bombing the FUCK out of my back stair case, which is where I like to go smoke. My neighbor's cat has killed a few of them but they're are still legions of the little evil fuckers running around...I wonder how pissy the neighbors would get if I went and bought a BB Gun and started OPERATING OPERATIONS against the little bastards. It's amazing the things that will piss you the fuck off when your running fever and stuck at home all the time...but these little sum bitches have it coming...I might nail a few with a BB gun and string them up as a warning to the rest, but I'm not sure if birds are smart enough to understand that.
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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2013, 09:18:22 PM »
>Year of the Holy Roman Empire MMXIII
>Using a BB gun to operate operations

I seriously hope you don't do this.

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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2013, 09:49:41 PM »
Bro I had a BB gun with a scope and I shot soooo many blue jays... little asshole birds would rip our yard apart and attack our cat. And they shit bombed our pool constantly... so I vote you go OPERATE the OPERATING OPERATIONS all over their asses. It's really cathartic, killing stuff o.O


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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2013, 10:13:46 PM »
I'm not using a shotgun, inside the city limits, inside an apartment complex :lol: Even if I do have one already in my closet, but it's loaded with buckshot.
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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2013, 10:23:18 PM »
I'm not using a shotgun, inside the city limits, inside an apartment complex :lol: Even if I do have one already in my closet, but it's loaded with buckshot.

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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2013, 12:28:19 AM »
Hmmmm better idea!

Birds seem to be a secondary concern now, I have new neighbors moving in across the haul and they've been culturally enriching me now since around 10:20....I swear they're move in present is going to be a visit from the Cops if they don't stop this shit by 12. My dog was barking her head off and I hear one of the little fuck trophies running up the stairs stop and ask somebody if "they can ask to pet the doggie" uhhh yeah no, knock on my door after 11 and I'm calling the fucking cops or answering the door shirtless, oozing puss with one of my haunt bondage masks on.
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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2013, 03:58:15 AM »
and they've been culturally enriching me



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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2013, 05:35:27 AM »
I swear I heard someone say MUH FUGGA BIX NOOD.

Also parked my Jeep back in it's normal spot, blocking easy access to the buildings front door with a moving truck.
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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2013, 08:04:15 AM »
Multiple oozing wounds and bondage costumes?  Holy shit Meaty, you're a cenobite!  What's Pinhead like? Does the chattering guy ever get annoying?  Just drop the Lament Configuration on their doorstep.
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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2013, 04:30:12 PM »
drop a turd on their doorstep.


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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2013, 06:11:12 PM »
The chattering guy is an annoying prick.
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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2013, 11:33:14 PM »
Now they're slamming the door and throwing boxes out in the hallway..there's a dumpster right behind the building...are they really that lazy? I swear, some people don't need to live in close proximity to people with manners.
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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2013, 08:16:35 PM »
Dont get busted. Shooting a native songbird is really fucking illegal.
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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2013, 09:46:48 AM »
Meh I'm in the ER again for my stomach so this will have to wait a while...
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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2013, 11:50:26 PM »
DUDE! :-(


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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2013, 07:18:32 AM »
Dont get busted. Shooting a native songbird is really fucking illegal.

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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2013, 02:38:03 PM »
Fuck birds, the 17-Year Cicadapocalypse is hitting NYC this week. :lol:
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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2013, 08:19:33 PM »
Why I too hate birds.



If I leave my grill uncovered cold for more than 15 minutes or so they will start nesting. Pain in the butt.

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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2013, 05:44:27 AM »
Holy shit :lol: :lol:


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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2013, 08:31:16 AM »
It's disgusting. :lol:


I want to cook one of them by accident when I heat up the grill one day.

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Re: Fucking Birds
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2013, 09:44:48 AM »
Holy shit, I've never seen birds make a nest out of a grill before. :lol:

Annoying little fucks.

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