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(Are you) faster than a redneck
« on: March 18, 2013, 12:51:41 PM »
Just flipped this diarrhea fest on to see what it's all about. This is what they're doing;

Stock STI
Brembo brakes (were they stock?)
3 port boost controller (I actually have no idea if that makes more power)

Versus three cars to be chosen from

67 Heavily modified and fully restored Camero
Magnacharged LS3 with plenty of tasty engine shit (550+ crank hp)
Suspension modernization
Fikse Wheels, 335x35ish rears
T56 Trans (slipped up and mentioned close ratios)

67 Heavily modified and restored Bullitt Mustang
331ci race built small block, 500hp N/A
TKO 5speed
"Racing suspension"
Race prepped interior

66 Heavily modified and restored Mustang
4.6 supercharged Cobra ("Tuned out of Shelby Motorsports")
Racing Suspension
6 speed trans (Possibly tremec)


Yeah um... No. There's no competition here. When you pit lightly modified ricers against $50k+ restorations... it's a fucking sham. The STI is capable of so much more if you can get the engine and trans out of the car to do some surgery. He doesn't even have the front intercooler mod.

They even hired the most inane, ridiculous and inflammatory guys you could imagine to represent the "rednecks". All the while using the worst in post production and reality show editing complete with cymbal rides to change pace in the narrative.

I'm very mad.
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Re: (Are you) faster than a redneck
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2013, 01:29:16 PM »
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Re: (Are you) faster than a redneck
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2013, 03:46:32 PM »
Grrrr. TV.  It's easy enough to switch off of that, and put on something more your liking...


















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Re: (Are you) faster than a redneck
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2013, 03:54:43 PM »
Why couldn't that nasty bitch have been in the hospital having life threatening seizures instead of Lil Wayne? She's by far way more useless.
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Re: (Are you) faster than a redneck
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2013, 04:08:57 PM »
That show just boggles my mind. I always think to myself,

"In order for that show to even exist, someone had to fuck that...."


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Re: (Are you) faster than a redneck
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2013, 04:39:54 PM »
Grrrr. TV.  It's easy enough to switch off of that, and put on something more your liking...

Your obvious straw man, which reduces my position by patronizing my argument into a puerile construct, doesn't refute the central point.

Also, this isn't a debate since this is clearly the Daemon(Rant) containment board. This may be because;

A) You don't like me
And/Or
B) You found a chance to claim a superior position to those whom are monitoring a forming social construct by claiming to not participate in it.

Then you attempt a red herring to distract and derail my thread from the central point by starting a new argument using the same construct of my position under a different premise.

Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.

Please, just go.


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Re: (Are you) faster than a redneck
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2013, 05:07:39 PM »
...wtf

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Re: (Are you) faster than a redneck
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2013, 05:20:07 PM »
Your obvious straw man, which reduces my position by patronizing my argument into a puerile construct, doesn't refute the central point.

Also, this isn't a debate since this is clearly the Daemon(Rant) containment board. This may be because;

A) You don't like me
And/Or
B) You found a chance to claim a superior position to those whom are monitoring a forming social construct by claiming to not participate in it.

Then you attempt a red herring to distract and derail my thread from the central point by starting a new argument using the same construct of my position under a different premise.

Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.

Please, just go.
CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEDGE SCUM!
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Re: (Are you) faster than a redneck
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2013, 10:47:17 PM »
Pretty sure the host is one of the guys from the old hemi commercials...

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Re: (Are you) faster than a redneck
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2013, 11:42:34 PM »
Pretty sure the host is one of the guys from the old hemi commercials...

Fucking brilliant.

I couldn't really place where I had seen this (perfectly swell guy) before. Great spot there.


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