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My Muthafuckin' Roast
« on: April 29, 2014, 07:49:52 PM »
Currently enjoying this dinner:

Dat Roast:
1 Packet Hidden Valley Ranch Ranch Seasoning
1 Packet McCormick Brown Gravy Mix
1 Stick of Butter
1 Pot or Chuck Roast

Combine all ingredients in a crock pot, then cook it on low 7-8 hours...its so tender it can be shredded with a fork

Bonus: Dem Green Beans
Bag of Flash Frozen Green Beans
Garlic to taste

Render the fat out of the bacon and saute the garlic, then add the still frozen beans. Cover the beans with stock (we used chicken) and simmer until heated...enjoy!
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