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Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« on: January 11, 2013, 11:54:32 PM »
My step sister married her hs crush. This guy, Billy Stephens, is telling her how he played MLB and now does recruiting making 300k+/yr. He claims he was drafted by the Dodgers, and played for the Expos and the Twins.

He is also running a baseball training camp locally. and to help get parents interested in joining she makes a post on Facebook and then adds this reply when questions are asked.

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Billy played professional with the LA Dodgers, Twins and Expos as a pitcher hitter. He goes over an hr usually 2 with his his players. His rates vary depending on how long you want the contract. He really likes 6 months plus so that he can really benefit the kid. To give you an idea usually they never leave Billy. His last 6 seniors all signed full scholarships.But, he can do month to month or however. But, he can build a division one child. Call XXX-XXX-XXXX. He is very reasonable.

Followed up with:

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Billy pitched in the majors for 12 yrs and he also hit for 12 yrs in the majors and he broke all kinds of records as well. You can pull him up just through a google search Bill and billy stephens.


I don't have to point the problems with either post, and I'm sure most of you will spot them instantly.

First, a google search does not pull up an easy find, but after quite a bit of work I finally found him in the 1991 MLB Draft.

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/history/draft/draft.jsp#season=1991&player_name=Bill+Stephens&draft_type=JR&draft_team=119&draft_round=&page=1&sort_order=&sorted_by=

And his page on MLB.com reveals?

He is considered active for Vermont Lake Monsters which is a Class A Short-Season New York-Penn League. His stats? I mean a record breaker would have to have some serious stats, right?

Stats
ERA:
0.00
W-L:
0-0
SV:
0
SO:
0

Hmmm, well it's minor league so maybe they just don't have those records from him.

Then I found a page here

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=stephe004wil

Surprise, neither did he play for 12 years nor did he break any records.

However he did play for the Dodgers and the Expos. The GCL Dodgers and the Vermont Expos. :lol:

I think the largest reason I even care at this point is every time money comes up, he has an excuse for not having any.

Didn't buy her an engagement or wedding ring. Why? Waiting till he found a $40k ring. Ummm, took me <2 minutes to find several.

Wants to buy one of my houses but wants to do it rent to own. HAHA...no. No reason given for not having the cash.

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« Last Edit: January 11, 2013, 11:55:50 PM by Daemon »

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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2013, 02:37:02 PM »
So your stepsister married Kenny fucking Powers?

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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2013, 02:53:43 PM »
How does she not know these totally obvious things? Is she mentally challenged?
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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2013, 10:55:42 PM »
That sounds like one of those lies that third graders tell eachother.
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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2013, 12:37:52 PM »
Did she marry him for his money or status....?


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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2013, 12:55:26 PM »
I don't think he's ever going to answer these questions :(
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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2013, 12:15:34 AM »
Meaty, she's naive. What more can I say other than that? Plus she's truly desperate for a "good" husband that she marries anyone she thinks is remotely close to that. She's on her 4th or 5th...fuck maybe 6th marriage.

Dot, I can't say for sure, but he was her HS crush that she never got over. Dumb as fuck, I know, but it is what it is.
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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2013, 09:01:23 AM »
Meaty, she's naive. What more can I say other than that? Plus she's truly desperate for a "good" husband that she marries anyone she thinks is remotely close to that. She's on her 4th or 5th...fuck maybe 6th marriage.
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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2013, 10:33:51 AM »
You never seem to give us the entire story in the first post. You've got to get better about doing that, as much as you love posting. :lol:

 First and foremost, if she married him for his money and status, then yes, she's an idiot, especially with small fact-checking issues. If she just married the guy because she loves the guy, or thinks she's in love with the guy, then all his lies out the window, that has no bearing. I've seen plenty of men and women do this exact same thing, though I have NO IDEA WHY. I guess that's what brings me to my second point, and the thing you addressed in your last post - that she/they just desperately want a "good" man/woman SO BADLY that they're willing to overlook a whole hell of a lot just to get that status, or that "perfect" relationship. Newsflash, though, as myself and many others can tell her: NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

 I don't know why you even bother to stress about the situation, though, honestly. From what you're saying, it will likely never change, and you have your own issues to deal with. You may as well just cut her out of your life and pretend you were never, even legally, related. All people like this will do is just drag you and everyone else down around them, and you simply don't need that in your life.


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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2013, 10:46:30 AM »
Go over to their house and upper deck their fucking toilets! DO IT DAEMON!
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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2013, 11:39:31 AM »
What house? I wouldn't sell them mine. :lol:

Sorry, Dot, I didn't think it was important at the time as I was just ranting about her. ;-)

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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2013, 11:46:56 AM »
I just figured Upper Decking fit with the baseball theme :lol:
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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2013, 02:24:01 PM »
Hard to Topps that!

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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2013, 05:46:01 PM »
What house? I wouldn't sell them mine. :lol:

Sorry, Dot, I didn't think it was important at the time as I was just ranting about her. ;-)

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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2013, 09:14:36 PM »
You have no idea how game I am for that. :lol:

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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2013, 02:13:33 AM »
I think you should have sex with her. You could be an honorary sister fucker. [/idea]

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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2013, 09:04:26 AM »
I think you should have sex with her. You could be an honorary sister fucker. [/idea]
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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2013, 06:55:18 PM »
NO DAEMON, YOU HAVE EXACTLY THREE THREADS IN THE RANT FORUM INCLUDING THIS ONE AND THAT IS JUST ONE FAR TOO MANY. YOU MAY AS WELL JUST RE-NAME THIS THE DAEMON FORUM


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You have no idea how game I am for that. :lol:

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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2013, 07:27:00 PM »

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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
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Re: Why is my step sister such a niave cunt?
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« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2013, 12:31:02 AM »
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