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Watching these security system commercials...
« on: July 26, 2010, 07:32:04 PM »
Dude kicks in door... alarm goes off... dude looks pissed off... chick runs to bedroom... phone rings "Is there a problem? We are sending help".
Just ONCE... I would love to see the guy kick the door in... chick draws and and does a perfect Mozambique... phone rings... chick says "Send in the meat wagon".
Then puts a little red sticker of a burglar with an X over it next to the door.
Screen fades to black.


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Re: Watching these security system commercials...
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2010, 07:32:50 PM »
Got a camera? Lets make it.

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Re: Watching these security system commercials...
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2010, 07:33:13 PM »
Didn't some gun range have one like that to advertise their self defense courses?
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Re: Watching these security system commercials...
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2010, 11:22:18 PM »
Ours would be better.

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Re: Watching these security system commercials...
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2010, 11:31:36 PM »
I dunno... cutting down a perp with some giggle switch rock n roll action is hard to top.
We have any claymores?


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Re: Watching these security system commercials...
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2010, 12:13:38 AM »
...and either quite drinking or quite posting because you're going into some sort of weird AMERICA 1776 FUCK YEAH mode.

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Re: Watching these security system commercials...
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2010, 10:54:50 AM »
This is why I
- Carry zipties with me at all times
- have a aluminium baseball bat under my bed
- and a bow and some arrows.

My plan is, should someone break in I'll sneak down the stairs, where the light switch for the hallway and main room is, look straight into the street light visible through the front door to adjust my eyes, then quickly flick the lights on. In the time that the burglars will be blinded by the lights I hope to fire off 1-2 arrows into their bodies, which will hopefully confuse and distract them long enough for me to walk downstairs and kneecap them.

Reality? I'll lay in my bed calling 112 (European 911) on my cell while trying my best not to let them know I'm here, and just crapped my pants. ;D
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Re: Watching these security system commercials...
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2010, 03:41:43 PM »
As Caryn mentioned in a little story she told on the previous board about some woman in a parking lot freaking out over her expressing her right to open carry (among other things, apparently, dont remember the full story), the media are trying to villanize guns so a commercial like that would only fly in certain small towns here and there.

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Re: Watching these security system commercials...
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2010, 07:47:02 PM »
I encourage citizens to arm themselves after alarm calls.  They say "But that would never happen here.."  I remind them that they live planet Earth and the inhabitants of said planet are quite vicious if given the opportunity.  But I was downright at a loss for words when people tell me they don't have keys for their own house.   :-X