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Mr.Saab

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Cheap ass booze
« on: October 27, 2012, 01:29:36 AM »
You will need:
An empty fish tank
Copper piping
Copper coil
Heat resistant glue
2 plastic buckets
A big ass crock pot
Ingredients:
Hose water (fill the tank 3/4 of the way)
About 2 pounds of sugar. Maybe more. Maybe less.
Yeast (quite a bit of this)
Directions: mix all the ingredients in a fish tank, let ferment for 3 weeks.
Using a drill, cut a hole in the crock pot lid, use the piping to lead to the coil in a bucket, which you will fill with ice and a small amount of cold water. Cut a hole in that bucket and lead the piping out, but make sure not to leak water..... Set another bucket under the drip pipe. Cook for a few hours at 117-120 degrees farenheit. Wait for the drip page/ flow to stop, pour into mason jar, enjoy!
Tastes Like kerosene and pool water, but will get you drunk.

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Re: Cheap ass booze
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2012, 12:32:34 PM »
Uhhhhh isn't distilling your own booze illegal as fuck? :lol:
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Re: Cheap ass booze
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2012, 12:36:28 PM »
Whoops drunk post. Ah well. I'll leave it up.






Uhhhhh isn't distilling your own booze illegal as fuck? :lol:
Only if you get caught with the still running.

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Re: Cheap ass booze
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2012, 12:41:45 PM »
Uhhh yeah pretty sure... :lol:

However, this also just sounds like a huge waste of time, space, and money. A cheap, shitty bottle of booze costs what? $8? And I'm sure it tastes better. It may not be 100 proof but still.

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Re: Cheap ass booze
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2012, 03:32:14 PM »
If you already have the still you can make 2 gallons of 100 proof fun for $10.

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Re: Cheap ass booze
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2012, 03:33:42 PM »
Maybe I'm just too old to drink things that taste like shit just because it will get me drunk.

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Re: Re: Cheap ass booze
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2012, 04:46:01 PM »
Maybe I'm just too old to drink things that taste like shit just because it will get me drunk.
THIS!
I have a drink every 2-3 months.
I will be drinking good tasting beverages.


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Re: Cheap ass booze
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2012, 06:48:14 PM »
If you're drinking just to get drunk....you might have a problem.
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Re: Cheap ass booze
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2012, 07:34:09 PM »
Maybe I'm just too old to drink things that taste like shit just because it will get me drunk.
This.

I don't drink much these days but when I do it has to actually have flavor. Then again I was never fond of drinking shit that tasted like it should be used to make industrial chemicals. :lol:

I'm actually making a test batch of chicha before doing it the correct (long) way to make sure I have the method correct. Will know in a couple days.