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So here I am awake....
« on: October 20, 2012, 09:49:53 AM »
Waiting for these stupid fuckwit neighbours of mine to decide to turn their useless music down.

It gets better.

They are stirring up my dogs then wondering why they are barking at them...

I need to move, fuck this shit...

30mins and I am calling the cops on this out of control shit next door
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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2012, 11:34:21 AM »
Verdict? You haven't posted again, so I'm assuming all went as well as it could go....

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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2012, 12:01:30 PM »
God, I feel THAT PAIN. The people across from us (50 feet, not street) threw a legit RAVE once. Some drunkie wandered out of their house and tried to come into ours when he got turned around. Door wasn't locked because Chris' idiot girlfriend thinks it's cool not to lock doors and I ended up almost shooting him.

 Every neighbor in our subdivision called the cops on them those two days. Several times.


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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2012, 03:50:09 PM »
Yeah was about to make the call when some bright spark turned it all down.

Didn't get up to see, so who knows, someone else might have beaten me to the phone.

Ended up letting th dogs in to sleep under the table lol
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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2012, 04:25:05 AM »
Unfortunately there is no way to stop a chihuahua from barking except to beat it into submission or throw it in a closet.


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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2012, 05:58:07 AM »
Unfortunately there is no way to stop a chihuahua from barking except to beat it into submission or throw it in a closet.
Unfortunately there is no way to stop a chihuahua from barking except to beat it into submission or throw it in a closet.
Unfortunately there is no way to stop a chihuahua from barking except to beat it into submission or throw it in a closet.
Luckily I don't have chihuahua's lol
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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2012, 05:58:48 AM »
Wow that's some awesome iPhone shit right there in that post hahaha

Oh and I mowed the lawn at 9am this morning. Outside their bedroom windows lol
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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2012, 06:24:27 AM »
:lol: Nick had the same thing happen.

 As for your lawn mowing, nice :lol:


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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2012, 08:11:07 AM »
When we lived in Granite Falls NC, we had neighbors who would party loud as fuck till like 4AM.
Whenever they did that, Caryn was out mowing the lawn at 8AM.
They would come out and bitch... she would stand there... mower revving like hell, "WHAT? WHAT? OH... I THOUGHT YOU LIKED NOISE FROM WHAT I HEARD LAST NIGHT"
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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2012, 09:04:44 PM »
The guy in the apartment above us is listening to super loud music again. I seriously want to shit and fling it up onto his balcony from mine.


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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2012, 10:33:02 PM »
The guy in the apartment above us is listening to super loud music again. I seriously want to shit and fling it up onto his balcony from mine.

That would require a video camera if you do it.  That would be funny as hell :lol:

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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2012, 11:37:38 PM »
The guy in the apartment above us is listening to super loud music again. I seriously want to shit and fling it up onto his balcony from mine.
Just go home and voila, problem solved! Also, so glad we live on the top floor of our building and our neighbor downstairs is an old lady, no noise problems!
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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2012, 09:59:00 PM »
Just go home and voila, problem solved! Also, so glad we live on the top floor of our building and our neighbor downstairs is an old lady, no noise problems!

no noise problems FOR YOU anyway... lol.

Our neighbours just have a habit of arguing at full noise in the early hours of the morning on a work night. 3am, screaming, yelling, breaking shit, her threatening to cut her wrists and me standing on my balcony yelling "do it already so we can get some sleep" lol

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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2012, 10:02:18 PM »
Nah, lady downstairs is cool and I asked her if we bother her and she said no, I have my sub set low....and we hardly ever go out on the balcony because its a shared fire escape style deal.
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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2012, 11:48:28 PM »
Jesus, I am glad to be out of apartments/cities. The only disturbance I deal with now is my dog barking at 3am when a coyote wanders through the yard or an angus steer decides to sleep by the fence across the street.

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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2013, 06:47:02 AM »
Thread necro...

Cunts are at it again. On a fucking Thursday

Fucking dole bludging unemployed fucks. Just because they don't work doesn't mean the rest of us don't

Must've been pension day

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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2013, 03:45:05 PM »
Any abbos near by? Tell them your neighbors have a bunch of petrol they could sniff!
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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2013, 07:08:37 PM »
The real question is...


...what are they listening to?
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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2013, 07:15:11 PM »
what is dole bludgeoning?


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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2013, 08:03:43 PM »
They're on dat welfare yo!
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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2013, 08:56:32 PM »
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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2013, 09:18:39 PM »
the dole is an unemployment benefit.

Hard to get if you have ever had a fulltime job, get fired, and actually need it to live.

Easy to get if you're a bludging scumbag.



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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2013, 10:20:59 AM »
I don't understand how so many people can get unemployment benefits so easily when they're hard as hell to come by. Not just there; I had severe difficulty even finding OUT about unemployment in the states, let alone contacting someone regarding it. I don't understand how there are so many people who get it when it's virtually impossible to get. Either they're not actually getting it and they say they are, or they're finding some magical loophole that I just don't see.
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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2013, 05:12:17 PM »
I don't understand how so many people can get unemployment benefits so easily when they're hard as hell to come by. Not just there; I had severe difficulty even finding OUT about unemployment in the states, let alone contacting someone regarding it. I don't understand how there are so many people who get it when it's virtually impossible to get. Either they're not actually getting it and they say they are, or they're finding some magical loophole that I just don't see.
Must be your state. When i worked construction and was laid off over the winter and a few random weeks throughout the year it only took 15 minutes to find and fill out any information needed.

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Re: So here I am awake....
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2013, 05:28:59 PM »
I guess. I'm in Arizona, and I don't really know much about that sort of thing since I never thought I'd need it... until something really bad happened at work and I had to quit. I still think I should have sued. The owner is a millionare.


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