Author Topic: [movie] The Expendables  (Read 5975 times)

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Re: [movie] The Expendables
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2010, 07:24:31 AM »
I'm just rationalizing. 
I think Jacki Chan would have put them over their oriental kung fu star quota.  But yes, Chuck Norris should have been in it, at least in a cameo.  I have to believe they tried and couldnt work it out for some reason.

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Re: [movie] The Expendables
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2010, 07:26:47 AM »
I'm just rationalizing. 
I think Jacki Chan would have put them over their oriental kung fu star quota.  But yes, Chuck Norris should have been in it, at least in a cameo.  I have to believe they tried and couldnt work it out for some reason.

Yeah, Chuck would have been too awesome and melted the cameras.

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Re: [movie] The Expendables
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2010, 07:04:26 PM »
He was probably too busy performing fellatio on Mike Huckabee's crazy ass.
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Re: [movie] The Expendables
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2011, 07:46:52 PM »
Yeah, Chuck would have been too awesome and melted the cameras.

Ok, since the new one is coming out and Chuck is in it, I'm going to assume that they are shooting his scenes from long distance in order to keep the cameras working.