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Hermie

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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #50 on: December 26, 2011, 01:14:10 AM »
Well scotty you drew the short straw again, now go try and reproduce with Ms./Mr. Hextic.

Sorry, not exactly my type.

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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #51 on: December 26, 2011, 01:27:07 AM »
You shouldn't be picky...

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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #52 on: December 26, 2011, 01:35:14 AM »
You shouldn't be picky...

Guys will trip over themselves chasing tail.  Why not be picky?

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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #53 on: December 26, 2011, 01:52:15 AM »
Because, you are basically a guy minus the balls. I would imagine you are not in high demand.

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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #54 on: December 26, 2011, 02:02:38 AM »
Because, you are basically a guy minus the balls. I would imagine you are not in high demand.

You'd actually be surprised.  I was.

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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #55 on: December 26, 2011, 04:11:24 AM »
You'd actually be surprised.  I was.

>You'd actually be surprised.  I was.
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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #56 on: December 26, 2011, 04:52:05 AM »
Wtf is this shit? 

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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #57 on: December 26, 2011, 05:15:28 AM »
You are trolls, polluting the board with nonsense, offtopic, and nonsense.  You don't like me, I get that.  That does not give you the right to just self-destruct anything I post in.  I'm not leaving, you're not going to drive me away.  I won't give you the dignity and satisfaction of that.  So, all you are doing is shitting on the forum itself.  You are doing it no favors, you are not doing some sort of good by self-selecting yourselves as some kind of vigilante crew operating outside rules in an attempt to moderate out someone who has not violated any rule in most postings.

It's so bad Onyx had to remind the entire forum that the ignore button exists.

If you don't like me, use the fucking ignore button.  If you absolutely must flame me or shit on my threads, do it here.  Keep your irrelevant, venomous bullshit off the rest of the forum.

Think I'm annoying?  Imagine how your torpedoing of anything I post in looks to others.  You're making fools of yourself.

As much as I hate to speak out against someone who's broken no rules, you're a little off center about why that "ignore reminder" thread was posted.  Don't assume you know why I do what I do.

What really pisses me off, however, is that I find myself in the middle of shit like this because people seem to think, my staff included, that I've taken the ban ability away from them.  I haven't.  Flame Forum is just that, and it has a specific use.  However, I find it very hard to stand in between the staff here who are crying for blood (in case you haven't guessed) when someone is bashing them in the flame forum.  Yes, they went overboard in that other thread, but don't think for a minute that I'm going to feel at all inclined to protect someone flaming the entire group.   PM'ing me and telling me to "control my damn team" doesn't win you any favor with me either.  So while I just had an argument with a staff member who I can count on to tell me that I'm fucking up and who, even though they do that, we never seem to have any bad blood between each other, I'm really not feeling like hearing crap like that from you.  I provide this forum to the users free of charge, the staff workers here free of charge.  The only thing I ask is that the users don't come in here and act like they know shit all about what's going on behind the scenes, and that the users don't try to run the forums.  Both of which you do.  Far be it from me to bash on an organization trying to get their point across to the government, but maybe you need to try to order OWS around, not us.  We know where we are, what we are doing, and where we want to go.  We have goals.  We are not the group that doesn't know WTF is going on within our own organization.  Don't come in here, a forum known for being a rough place on the internet, and try to change us to suit you.  Do not, ever, tell me to control my damn team again.  Especially on Christmas, and especially since I'm already taking shit because of you.
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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #58 on: December 26, 2011, 05:25:13 AM »


Merry Christmas, Onyx. :lol:


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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #59 on: December 26, 2011, 06:32:45 AM »
Onyx, your signature is out of date. Ghadafi is dead
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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #60 on: December 26, 2011, 07:13:03 AM »
Ok, fuck everyone in this flame.  I shot a combination of half-chewed macaroni and cheese and flat Coke out my nose when I read half this shit.

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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #61 on: December 26, 2011, 09:51:29 AM »
The internet these days. Seems every couple of months this happens.
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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #62 on: December 26, 2011, 11:05:03 AM »
I think an important fact being glossed over is this:

ChaosweaveR showed me the thread about OWS and I joined so that I could clarify common misconceptions about the law, but found other interesting topics as well.

Chaos? You brought this... thing, here?

Just how many times are you going to point trolls to our site man? Seems like every time you bring someone here, it ends up like this. What the fuck is your deal? I get the feeling that there's a bit more to you than meets the eye...

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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #63 on: December 26, 2011, 11:07:08 AM »
Chaos is Mississippi Guy/hextic/MS guy's friend/Tempo/Chopper Chuck.

Actually, they are all Wicho.   MASTER TROLL.

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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #64 on: December 26, 2011, 11:37:56 AM »
Chaos is Anon.....unleash your rectal fury Nick.....
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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #65 on: December 26, 2011, 11:38:34 AM »
What the fuck is your deal? I get the feeling that there's a bit more to you than meets the eye...
He wants to be gay... but has issue with testicles.
So, he got a chick that can pass as a dude.
SO... he gets the whole "I have a boyfriend" thing without having to stare at testicles other than his own.


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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #66 on: December 26, 2011, 11:43:08 AM »
Chaos is Mississippi Guy/hextic/MS guy's friend/Tempo/Chopper Chuck.

If it really is MG behind the whole thing, I can personally pay him a little visit. :yup:
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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #67 on: December 26, 2011, 11:44:38 AM »
(thorough verbal thrashing)

Well, now I feel like a huge ass.

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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #68 on: December 26, 2011, 11:49:04 AM »



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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #69 on: December 26, 2011, 11:56:37 AM »
Well, now I feel like a huge ass.
You should feel special, I haven't seen the staff ream anyone this hard since the last time I almost got BANT......for "trolling", which was extremely mild in comparison to this shitfest :lol:
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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #70 on: December 26, 2011, 12:01:15 PM »
You should feel special, I haven't seen the staff ream anyone this hard since the last time I almost got BANT......for "trolling", which was extremely mild in comparison to this shitfest :lol:

I should feel special for making Onyx rage enough to ream me out like that?

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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #71 on: December 26, 2011, 12:02:39 PM »
Special enough that the rest of the staff is breaking rules they constantly ream me out and threaten to ban me for breaking :lol:
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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #72 on: December 26, 2011, 12:32:09 PM »
But that special... is more like "has to wear the helmet" special.


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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #73 on: December 26, 2011, 12:53:41 PM »
Special in the fact that somehow you have avoided being banned.
Probably lucky I am no longer an admin if you think the little name change thing was offensive.
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Re: I am like a mixture of a bidet and a douche
« Reply #74 on: December 26, 2011, 01:02:55 PM »
I miss thumper. One can only imagine the funnehs he would have blessed us with!