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Re: Nava and yiffeR, get the fuck in here!
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2011, 08:37:36 PM »
The ring is one of those nose rings...


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« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2011, 08:39:04 PM »
It's just a captive bead ring now, I quit wearing the horseshoe because it was snagging on vag lips...
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« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2011, 08:40:35 PM »
It's just a captive bead ring now, I quit wearing the horseshoe because it was snagging on vag lips...

I'm looking for an idea of the size of the cock here.  The ring is either large, or the cock is small.  Either way the motion of the ocean is king, but it's hard to get to England in a rowboat.  If you give me width I can determine likely length.

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« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2011, 08:41:23 PM »
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha


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« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2011, 08:46:43 PM »
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha


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I'm hoping the ring is just big, I'd hate for the novelty of how that thing would probably feel to be wasted. =(

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Re: Nava and yiffeR, get the fuck in here!
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2011, 08:49:06 PM »
:lol: let me put it this way, I'm a grower not a shower.....but erect I'm about 2-3 inches longer than a toilet paper roll core and slightly thicker....and I know I'm not hung like a horse, hence the ring, I have to embrace every advantage I can :lol:
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« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2011, 08:50:29 PM »
:lol: let me put it this way, I'm a grower not a shower.....but erect I'm about 2-3 inches longer than a toilet paper roll core and slightly thicker....and I know I'm not hung like a horse, hence the ring, I have to embrace every advantage I can :lol:

Toilet paper roll core is pretty decent, not wasted.

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« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2011, 09:00:51 PM »
You know, up until now, I thought it impossible that a flame thread could ever be ruined with no chance of repair.

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Re: Nava and yiffeR, get the fuck in here!
« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2011, 09:05:04 PM »
You know, up until now, I thought it impossible that a flame thread could ever be ruined with no chance of repair.
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« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2011, 09:06:50 PM »
PM Sent

Nava, let me know what you think of Meaty's uh... "meat".

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« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2011, 09:28:19 PM »
I so wish I hadnt asked what's going on in this thread.

Fuck all of you fuckers.
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Re: Nava and yiffeR, get the fuck in here!
« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2011, 09:30:19 PM »
Did you get a PM? :lol:
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« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2011, 09:31:24 PM »
I so wish I hadnt asked what's going on in this thread.

Fuck all of you fuckers.

Bring me to dinner and bring my chocolates first, so I can tell you "no thanks" anyway but have dinner and chocolates for my trouble. <3

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« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2011, 09:33:44 PM »
Bring me to dinner and bring my chocolates first, so I can tell you "no thanks" anyway but have dinner and chocolates for my trouble. <3



Uuhhhh see what I meant was, "Fuck all of you fuckers, other than hextic."
Sorry. You can bring me chocolate though. And by "you can" I mean fucking NOW.
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« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2011, 09:35:29 PM »


Uuhhhh see what I meant was, "Fuck all of you fuckers, other than hextic."
Sorry. You can bring me chocolate though. And by "you can" I mean fucking NOW.

Sorry, guys bring ME sandwiches.

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« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2011, 09:35:42 PM »
Want some sausage AJ?
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« Reply #41 on: December 06, 2011, 09:37:01 PM »
Want some sausage AJ?


I have a certain sausage:stainless steel ratio that I dont think you'd meet but it's the thought that counts ;)
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« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2011, 09:42:19 PM »
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« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2011, 09:50:21 PM »
Only on AR...

Would you like some upside down sausage mate?
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« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2011, 09:51:25 PM »
Sorry, guys bring ME sandwiches.
Is it because of the beard?
  Go take a sugar-frosted FUCK off the end of my dick.

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« Reply #45 on: December 06, 2011, 09:53:16 PM »
Is it because of the beard?

Nah, I'm just more of a top type.

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« Reply #46 on: December 06, 2011, 10:09:20 PM »
Yes.


I'm not sure how sharing similar views, and thus similar dislikes with someone and being equally prone to letting them be known is dick riding, but ok bro.  I'll conveniently forget to mention you constantly bringing up your "baptism by fire" and the constant brotherhood of metal shit you always had to mention in your first months of being here. 

Also, no.  Me pointing out when you say Cool Story, Bro is just that.  Me being annoying by you hiding behind memes and thinking it makes you edgy or funny.  I realize that it is hard for you to interact in social situations IRL so you have to be an outspoken post whore bad ass online to impress people, but your "trying too hard" aura is overpowering.

Why are you pissing and moaning about my first few months here? To boot, when was the last time I ever mentioned how my first few months here were like? Better yet, why do you even care? Please, answer me that.

Also, do I talk metal with Meaty, how is that different than you going halo fanboi with him? I'm sorry your feeble mind is making a mountain out of a molehill on this.

We get it, you don't like me. I don't like you. But it's always you to make some smart ass remark towards me, or be a condisending douchefuck. You obviously get some sort of joy trying to remind the regulars on here, "Hey, he's trying too hard. I don't like him, so nobody likes him," I keep my comments to myself, I don't bug you in a topic that we'll both be posting in. But apparently you feel the need to draw attention towards me if my existence on here is THAT much of a nuciance for you, why do you fucking care? Because I don't give a flying fuck what you're doing on here.

Now you're bringing up my social life? You don't have a fucking clue how my personal life is, let alone even meet face to face. To merely make some childish social issue insults only on the basis on the posts I make on here, you call me the idiot here? I post on here on my free time, and I enjoy the conversations that go on here. So you can kindly fuck off.
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Re: Nava and yiffeR, get the fuck in here!
« Reply #47 on: December 06, 2011, 10:30:33 PM »
Why are you pissing and moaning about my first few months here? To boot, when was the last time I ever mentioned how my first few months here were like? Better yet, why do you even care? Please, answer me that.

I remember following a link to the spy photos forum, off of one of the many forums I frequent. I honestly forget which one I was on...

Then of course, my trial by fire after joining. :lol:

Then.  I care because you bring it up frequently.  Along with your constant bringing up of Onyx not liking you... Which, admittedly, has slowed down recently.

Also, do I talk metal with Meaty, how is that different than you going halo fanboi with him? I'm sorry your feeble mind is making a mountain out of a molehill on this.

Talking metal is not my problem, I talk metal too.  It is how much you bring it up, same as the flames you received upon joining.  "Hey guys, no one liked me, then meaty and me talked metal, now I am an AR MEMBER!"

We get it, you don't like me. I don't like you. But it's always you to make some smart ass remark towards me, or be a condisending douchefuck. You obviously get some sort of joy trying to remind the regulars on here, "Hey, he's trying too hard. I don't like him, so nobody likes him," I keep my comments to myself, I don't bug you in a topic that we'll both be posting in. But apparently you feel the need to draw attention towards me if my existence on here is THAT much of a nuciance for you, why do you fucking care? Because I don't give a flying fuck what you're doing on here..

I give a fuck because it bothers me that one of the most contributing members on this forum is a one word replying ricer with serious spelling problems.  I give anyone that posts something stupid equal time.  AJ, Admiral Ackbar, hell, I've done it to meaty and Jd as well.  Both people I play Reach with.

Now you're bringing up my social life? You don't have a fucking clue how my personal life is, let alone even meet face to face. To merely make some childish social issue insults only on the basis on the posts I make on here, you call me the idiot here? I post on here on my free time, and I enjoy the conversations that go on here. So you can kindly fuck off.

Flame forum, fair game.  I can guess how your personal life is, judging from your time online and whatnot.  Granted, I'm only slightly behind you, but I'm not trying to deny it.

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Re: Nava and yiffeR, get the fuck in here!
« Reply #48 on: December 06, 2011, 10:35:35 PM »
TL;DR: lots of moaning

First of all, dude's hotness.

Second, fuck you.

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« Reply #49 on: December 06, 2011, 10:37:03 PM »
Hahahahahahaha Meaty made it into someones spank bank!
Please, please, please, let me get what I want. Lord knows it would be the first time.
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