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Sarb

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Cook To Bang.
« on: June 21, 2011, 09:24:32 PM »
Well walking through a bookstore a while back I came across a book that caught my attention.  That book was "Cook To Bang" , this book is a little tongue in cheek, but it's got some great recipes.  It's also a website with the same recipes in the book and more.  I've tried several recipes and all were excellent.  Haven't tried any of them on the opposite sex but who cares it's good food.

www.Cooktobang.com

Food and sex have been linked since the dawn of civilization.  Cavemen once roasted saber-tooth tiger kebabs for their cave-babes, which set the mood for Cro-Magnon copulation. Neanderthals instinctually knew the importance of cooking for their lovers.  This has been lost on the modern dating population willing to blow half our paycheck only to end up with a doggy bag and blue balls.  Thatís why everyone should COOK TO BANG because itísÖ

1.    CHEAPER THAN A RESTAURANT
2.    THEYíRE ALREADY IN YOUR HOME
3.    YOUíRE DESSERT

COOK TO BANG doesnít require harvesting a kidney to pay for the dinner bill.  You can avoid the awkward invitation inside after a date.  And going the extra mile always yields decadent dividends. Culinary skills are as essential to the art of seduction as a brush and easel are for a painter.  Be the Picasso in the pantry, Van Gogh up the grill, and shake your Monet maker.

COOK TO BANG is not just gourmet recipes  broken down into steps so simple a monkey could make them.  Itís not just a smartass seduction guide.  COOK TO BANG offers simple, effective methods for of enjoying the two greatest pleasures, food and sex.  So unleash your inner Kitchen Casanova.  COOK TO BANG!

"The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
-John Stewart Mill