Author Topic: I'm tired of farting  (Read 1549 times)

Southern_Pride

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 901
  • Karma: 0
  • Whoopie ti yo
I'm tired of farting
« on: June 15, 2011, 12:22:16 AM »
Its been like a week of non stop farts. Not regular ones either. These are nasty, paint peeling, make my dog walk off stinky. Anyone got a remedy? I quit eating beanie wienies already. :lol:

FoMoGo

  • Super Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 100830
  • Karma: -333
    • Gas and Lead
Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2011, 12:24:07 AM »



Jim
http://www.turbopinto.com/images/ar/asshole.jpg
Old avatar: http://www.turbopinto.com/images/ar/jimsmall.jpg
http://gasandlead.wordpress.com
Quote
Moral of this lesson:
Don't get in any gun fights with buffalo hunters. There ain't no such thing as cover.

Southern_Pride

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 901
  • Karma: 0
  • Whoopie ti yo
Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2011, 12:31:06 AM »
With this kind of pressure that thing would fly out like a missile if I ever got it in.

camaro_man

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 509
  • Karma: 1
  • Instafucked
Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2011, 12:38:39 AM »
The Original.
camaro_man
Est. 2002

Quote
All war is deception.

Southern_Pride

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 901
  • Karma: 0
  • Whoopie ti yo
Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2011, 02:14:48 AM »
Still farting. At least 20 since the first post. And I took a shit. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Dewman

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1125
  • Karma: 6
Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2011, 02:18:06 AM »
eating fiberone bars?

Southern_Pride

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 901
  • Karma: 0
  • Whoopie ti yo
Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2011, 02:22:27 AM »
Quitting smoking. Plus lots of beans and ice cream.

Caryn

  • Super Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: I am a geek!!
  • Karma: 28
Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2011, 03:05:45 AM »
Quitting smoking. Plus lots of beans and ice cream.
Dairy allergy maybe?
  Go take a sugar-frosted FUCK off the end of my dick.

Southern_Pride

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 901
  • Karma: 0
  • Whoopie ti yo
Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2011, 03:12:08 AM »
I'm thinking it has to do with the no tobacco. I don't remember farting this much or smelly before then. But I'm now out of ice cream so I'll know within a few hours me thinks.

GMCBrewski

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 740
  • Karma: 7
  • Once you go twig you never go big
    • Andrew Bruckse Sports Photography
Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2011, 03:33:12 AM »
Blow smoke up your ass.














No seriously, give yourself a Tobacco enema and tell us how it goes.  :lol:

Dewman

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1125
  • Karma: 6
Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2011, 04:57:03 AM »

GMCBrewski

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 740
  • Karma: 7
  • Once you go twig you never go big
    • Andrew Bruckse Sports Photography
Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2011, 05:00:50 AM »
All you need is a pig's bladder, a pipe, rectal cone and a mouth piece and you're in biznass. :lol: