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I'm tired of farting
« on: June 14, 2011, 06:22:16 PM »
Its been like a week of non stop farts. Not regular ones either. These are nasty, paint peeling, make my dog walk off stinky. Anyone got a remedy? I quit eating beanie wienies already. :lol:

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Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2011, 06:24:07 PM »



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Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2011, 06:31:06 PM »
With this kind of pressure that thing would fly out like a missile if I ever got it in.

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Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2011, 06:38:39 PM »
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Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2011, 08:14:48 PM »
Still farting. At least 20 since the first post. And I took a shit. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2011, 08:18:06 PM »
eating fiberone bars?

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Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2011, 08:22:27 PM »
Quitting smoking. Plus lots of beans and ice cream.

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Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2011, 09:05:45 PM »
Quitting smoking. Plus lots of beans and ice cream.
Dairy allergy maybe?
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Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2011, 09:12:08 PM »
I'm thinking it has to do with the no tobacco. I don't remember farting this much or smelly before then. But I'm now out of ice cream so I'll know within a few hours me thinks.

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Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2011, 09:33:12 PM »
Blow smoke up your ass.














No seriously, give yourself a Tobacco enema and tell us how it goes.  :lol:

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Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2011, 10:57:03 PM »

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Re: I'm tired of farting
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2011, 11:00:50 PM »
All you need is a pig's bladder, a pipe, rectal cone and a mouth piece and you're in biznass. :lol: