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Re: You're playing a joke on someone...
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2011, 12:36:30 PM »
About the only reason I'd want a set of old TA-312's is seat shock someone.  You can get a good shock out to around 200m.
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Re: You're playing a joke on someone...
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2011, 04:37:39 PM »
I know a guy that thinks it hilarious to shit on people's hoods....and he also handcuffed a blowup doll to my rollcage one day while I was working out...although my doors were off so no big deal :lol:
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Re: You're playing a joke on someone...
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2011, 04:45:09 PM »
I know a guy that thinks it hilarious to shit on people's hoods....and he also handcuffed a blowup doll to my rollcage one day while I was working out...although my doors were off so no big deal :lol:

Let me catch someone shitting on my hood, they would have that hole plugged permanently.

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Re: You're playing a joke on someone...
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2011, 05:00:10 PM »
With your cock right?
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Re: You're playing a joke on someone...
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2011, 05:02:04 PM »
While they are shitting, fuck that. It will be something not attached to me and something painful.

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Re: You're playing a joke on someone...
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2011, 06:34:37 PM »
Get revenge. Shit through sunroof.
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Re: You're playing a joke on someone...
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2011, 06:37:44 PM »
Get revenge. Shit through sunroof.

Not a good idea for meaty to do since he doesn't always have doors and when he does its still easy to get in.

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Re: You're playing a joke on someone...
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2011, 06:39:07 PM »
While they are shitting, fuck that. It will be something not attached to me and something painful.

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Re: You're playing a joke on someone...
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2011, 06:43:04 PM »
Get revenge. Shit through sunroof.
Same dude got arrested for that actually, cop rolled by while he was outside a bar dropping deuce through somebody's sunroof :lol:
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Re: You're playing a joke on someone...
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2011, 06:44:27 PM »
Corkscrew.

Dude they make those big enough to fill the hole?  maybe a really big cork with loads of glue on it.

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Re: You're playing a joke on someone...
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2011, 07:27:15 PM »
My buddy wrote his name on the side of my car with a pressure washer. Needless to say I'm slapping some new paint on it next weekend. It didn't hurt the paint its just that the dirt is bonded to the paint and i'm to lazy to wash it off.

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Re: You're playing a joke on someone...
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2011, 10:17:42 PM »
Same dude got arrested for that actually, cop rolled by while he was outside a bar dropping deuce through somebody's sunroof :lol:Barbwire Dildo



 :lol: :lol: :lol: That is a fucking righteous reason to get arrested.

On a semi-related note, I went fishing today, and I was on the bus with my friend, and I took one of those really really dark brown cliff bars and rolled it into a cylender shape, lightly bent it, and left it under the seat. You can form your own mental image on that.
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Re: You're playing a joke on someone...
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2011, 10:20:18 PM »
I've saran-wrapped someone's car before, but that is the extent of it.

Anything that does any sort of lasting damage is a major no-no.