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Not the typical race
« on: May 19, 2011, 03:27:24 PM »
So my friends and I were trying to rob a bank to get this druglord’s money.   We needed to infiltrate their defenses, and needed a fast car to get past the security cameras.  After trying Porsche’s, Nissans and all sorts, we had the great idea of using a cop car to get in.  We went to the local police station and stole 4 of their Chargers.  We all meet up at a light, and decide to run the cars for a million dollars down a quarter mile.  All cars being equal, the best driver should win. 

My black friend jumped the light as it went green, and flew down the street with his siren and lights on.  That crazy guy.  After much shuffling back and forth (these quarter miles take forever) the four of us were running side by side.  My best friend, and also arch-rival shifted which miraculously gave him a speed boost.  I thought to myself “I should do that too,” and as I shifted, I nosed him at the line.

It was a sweet kill.

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Re: Not the typical race
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 03:29:04 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Winning!

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Re: Not the typical race
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 03:29:17 PM »
Piktars or BS!  :lol:















Yes, I realize it was meant to be funny.

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Re: Not the typical race
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2011, 03:35:28 PM »
When did this race take place? Because I think someone witnessed it and put it into a movie that was just made.  ::)

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Re: Not the typical race
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2011, 03:59:16 PM »
Dude... you know he let off the throttle, right?
Please, please, please, let me get what I want. Lord knows it would be the first time.
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Re: Not the typical race
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2011, 04:04:06 PM »
Yeah, he totally let you win.
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Re: Not the typical race
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2011, 04:05:35 PM »
Dude... you know he let off the throttle, right?

Haha...... seriously?

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Re: Not the typical race
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2011, 04:18:19 PM »
i c wut u did thar
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