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Let's get this over with.
« on: May 13, 2011, 05:13:58 PM »
With the permission of the powers to be, of course, since I'm below the magical 100 post thing.

Have at it.  The sooner we get this over with, the better.  


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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 05:36:15 PM »
Chopper Chuck wasn't cool making his own flame thread.  Neither are you.

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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 05:37:40 PM »
Oh fuck off. You are MG. This shit should = banning
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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 05:38:22 PM »
Chopper Chuck could never be as cool as I. 

As far as being MG.  I assure you I am not. 

Next?

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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 05:47:03 PM »
FUCK MISSISSIPPI GUY


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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2011, 06:00:41 PM »
Chopper Chuck could never be as cool as I. 

As far as being MG.  I assure you I am not. 

Next?

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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2011, 06:03:20 PM »
A Big pineapple or a small one?

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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2011, 06:30:25 PM »
I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, shit on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.
 

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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2011, 06:42:07 PM »
What the fuck started all this?
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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2011, 06:44:04 PM »
What the fuck started all this?

I was wondering the same thing.

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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2011, 07:01:58 PM »
Only 16a's make a flame against themselves, or ask to be flamed. Go back to the closet..
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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2011, 07:46:36 PM »
I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, shit on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.
 
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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2011, 07:50:28 PM »
I just stole your car,

That would be a neat trick if you could pull it off.  Which one, BTW?

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set fire to your couch,

Saved e from taking it to the dump, as the replacement will be here soon.  Thank you.

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humped your girlfriend

Only one of them?  Slacker.

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ate your last piece of pizza,

It was a left over slice from 6 weeks ago when I had a party.  Since I don't eat pizza... well... I left it for you, I suppose.

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drank your last beer,

Beer is in the beer fridge for company.  Hope it was cold enough?

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shit on your coat,

Hopefully it will get rid of that awful smell it had before.

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called your father a dingle berry,

You noticed he's a dingle berry too, huh?  I thought it was just me.

 
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smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat

Did you use the brand name kind of the "value" kind?


 
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called the police and told them you were mean to me,

Oh.  that's why the Sheriff called me.  He was laughing so hard, I couldn't understand a damned thing he was saying.

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broke your calculator

You bastard!  I paid 25 cents for that thing!

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made a flip book out of your post-it notes

That's fun, ain't it.  I like to doodle stop motion on post-its.

 
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wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk

Paint would have been better.  It's in the 3rd shed on the right.

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mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one

Close enough.  Long as you didn't mix whites and blacks.

 
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left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open,

Joke's on you, all of them are on timeouts and close themselves after 3 minutes.

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asked your priest to excommunicate you

The Devil doesn't excommunicate.

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rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back,

You missed my yearly lottery annuity check?  Damn.  

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switched your calender with a 1996 one,

That works as well. It still has days of the week and numbers on it. BTW?  It's a calendAr, not calendEr.  ;)

 
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changed your screen saver to the windows logo,

That's why my damned house network crashed.

 
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switched all your clocks back 1 hour,

Thank you.  I forgot to do that.

 
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licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car,

I... don't quite know what you licked, since I don't use stamps...  You didn't lick the little squares with cyanide on them, did you? Did they taste like almonds?

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made a random post trying to make you cry,

I'm so devastated, I forgot to cry.  Next time, please tone it down a bit so I wouldn't be so shocked.

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invited twelve stray cats into your place


Oh, thanks.  I'll have enough meat for dinner tonight, then.  Cat. The other white meat. (It's really not white, but go with it).

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run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice,

They do.

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played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won,

You Sir, have skill.  The closest neighbor is almost 3 miles away.

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vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats,

Wait, the meat is already cooked?  You rock!

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invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats,

It wasn't a Great Dane, was it?  Because if it was, that's not a stray.

 
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got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open,

Very kind of you.  It will still be there next time you come over. Again, the fridge door is closed, so it's all good.

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called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment,

WTF!  Are you making fun of gay people, mother fugger!  Because I don't appreciate you making fun of... :lol:  Hey, I had to throw at least one "upset" line in my response.

 
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told the same thing to your dad.

How long did he laugh at you before you got tired of listening and hung up?




Ok, WTF is a 16a?  And yes, I can poke fun at myself.  I know, it's not something most people can do, but I can has do it.  


 
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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2011, 08:05:39 PM »
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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2011, 10:57:26 PM »
Holy shit he meta-posts like Nick. :lol:

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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2011, 11:02:07 PM »
Fuck you for being so goddamned mysterious.
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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2011, 12:10:40 AM »
Go the fuck away. You won't be flamed unless you act like a douche, which you are right now.
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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2011, 01:04:30 AM »
Shut up aj.

Reaper, you're too mysterious to flame.

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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2011, 01:19:00 AM »
Holy shit he meta-posts like Nick. :lol:

Oh, Christ.


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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2011, 02:23:37 AM »
inb4TL:DRmeltdown :lol:
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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2011, 03:27:06 AM »
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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2011, 08:56:31 AM »
Shut up aj.





Go eat a big fat juicy sandwich.
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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2011, 09:00:24 AM »



Go eat a big fat juicy sandwich.

Hi cock smoker. Eat a bag of dicks.


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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2011, 09:02:20 AM »
Hi cock smoker. Eat a bag of dicks.





Hi dick eater. Smoke a bag of cocks.
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Re: Let's get this over with.
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2011, 09:06:44 AM »




Hi dick eater. Smoke a bag of cocks.

Go ride a wheelbarrow full of dicks straight up wicho's ass.