Author Topic: 2001 Aurora 4.0 vs Newish BMW 328i.  (Read 4275 times)

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2001 Aurora 4.0 vs Newish BMW 328i.
« on: May 10, 2011, 11:58:15 PM »
So I no longer live in the same town where I go to school and have to hop on a freeway to get to school. I usually do about 90 and get there sooner than when I was living in the town. About 2 days ago I was blasting up the left lane when I see high beams flash in my rear view. (to add to the mental image, I was blasting "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys) I notice it's a new bimmer, and they wait for the lane to be clear and pull up next to me and start honkin'. I figure, ah, what the hell.....and mash it. We rolled from 50. If there is one thing the 4-oh gives me, it's great top end performance. we take off, are holding pretty steady when I saw my exit was coming up. I let it hit like 120 and cut across in front of the bimmer. After like a block and a half I realize the bimmer was following me. I get to school, park, get out, see the bimmer pull into the teacher's lot, and out steps my english teacher.......needless to say we had an epic convo about cars and how se's been hooked ever since her dad made her buy and restore a '71 bug as her first car.

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Re: 2001 Aurora 4.0 vs Newish BMW 328i.
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2011, 12:04:00 AM »
WAT...thats all I can say...
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Re: 2001 Aurora 4.0 vs Newish BMW 328i.
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2011, 12:06:35 AM »
My fuckin' argyle wearing mid 30's english teacher is a tailgating, street racing, speed demon. In a BMW.

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Re: 2001 Aurora 4.0 vs Newish BMW 328i.
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2011, 09:59:46 AM »
  that is awesome... Is she a good looking mid 30's... If so are you going to tap it or what?
You skeeted all over her birth control? Thats fucking cold dude :lol: +REP

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Re: 2001 Aurora 4.0 vs Newish BMW 328i.
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2011, 02:26:02 PM »
Yes it is, yes she is, probably not but my dad might.

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Re: 2001 Aurora 4.0 vs Newish BMW 328i.
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2011, 02:59:15 PM »
You and your Dad should have a Father Son Eiffel Tower on that hoe!
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Re: 2001 Aurora 4.0 vs Newish BMW 328i.
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2011, 03:08:10 PM »
No.

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Re: 2001 Aurora 4.0 vs Newish BMW 328i.
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2011, 03:29:49 PM »
Yes
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Re: 2001 Aurora 4.0 vs Newish BMW 328i.
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2011, 03:34:21 PM »
If you say so............

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Re: 2001 Aurora 4.0 vs Newish BMW 328i.
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2011, 03:36:05 PM »
What are you, 16a?

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Re: 2001 Aurora 4.0 vs Newish BMW 328i.
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2011, 03:43:28 PM »
Chris, what did the front of my Saab say?

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Re: 2001 Aurora 4.0 vs Newish BMW 328i.
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2011, 03:49:00 PM »
OMG you just Chaos' power word on the INTERWEBZ! :lol:
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Re: 2001 Aurora 4.0 vs Newish BMW 328i.
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2011, 03:05:52 PM »
But Ben, you ain't trollin', son...
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