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Nick vs. Anonymous
« on: April 24, 2011, 05:47:35 PM »
Here, get it out here. Don't take it into every fucking thread.

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2011, 05:50:54 PM »
Hey Nick whats up man?  You doing ok?

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2011, 05:58:01 PM »

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2011, 07:10:27 PM »
Anyone every think that maybe Nick is Anon and he rages so much about it to throw us off his trail?

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2011, 07:11:03 PM »
My Mind=Blown
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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2011, 07:42:18 PM »
No Nick, you are the anons!

And then Nick was an anon

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2011, 08:54:23 PM »
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2011, 08:55:36 PM »
No Nick, you are the anons!

And then Nick was an anon
Hold on, I'm gonna actually do this justice...
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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2011, 09:05:21 PM »
Epic troll?

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2011, 09:13:54 PM »
Epic troll?
No, epic copy pasta story time....

Nick waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Anons in the forum. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Playstation Network were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Nick was a Playstation Owner for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the interwebz and he said to dad "I want to be on the tubes daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY ANONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the loading screen of the PSN he knew there were Anons.
"This is Sony" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Anons!"
So Nick gotted his keyboard and blew up the thread.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the anons
"I will shoot at him" said the Anonymous and he fired the DDoS. Nick keyboarded at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to RAGE.
"No! I must kill the anons" he shouted
The forum said "No, Nick. You are the Anons"
And then Nick was Anonymous.
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I gazed through the open window upon a full moon.
His name was Meatywand.

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2011, 09:17:01 PM »
Fucking A+ Meaty :lol:

I wish my copypasta about your beard was that good...

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2011, 09:18:22 PM »
*tear*

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2011, 09:27:55 PM »
I just have to ask.. what was the original version of that story? :lol:

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2011, 09:28:14 PM »
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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Nothing says Alpha like getting your anus violated by another man

I gazed through the open window upon a full moon.
His name was Meatywand.

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2011, 09:38:13 PM »
LOL... some crappy fanfic I'm guessing? Reminds me of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2011, 09:40:54 PM »
Exactly, and I forgot about that G-Mod dramatization :lol: Shit is funny
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Nothing says Alpha like getting your anus violated by another man

I gazed through the open window upon a full moon.
His name was Meatywand.

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2011, 01:23:34 AM »
I love you so much Meaty. Will you be my mistre?


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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2011, 08:26:16 AM »
Sure, why the hell not :lol:
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I gazed through the open window upon a full moon.
His name was Meatywand.

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2011, 06:07:45 PM »
I didn't know what the word for a male mistress was but I'm pretty sure it's not master :lol:


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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2011, 06:15:40 PM »
Oh you know I'm down with being called Master, it runs in the blood, just like how I instinctively know how to use a whip! :lol:
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Nothing says Alpha like getting your anus violated by another man

I gazed through the open window upon a full moon.
His name was Meatywand.

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2011, 07:54:20 PM »
You can call me Daddy if you would like.

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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2011, 08:53:42 AM »
You can call me Daddy if you would like.




Mommy?
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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2011, 03:54:43 PM »
Oh you know I'm down with being called Master, it runs in the blood, just like how I instinctively know how to use a whip! :lol:

***oopsy, link fail

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_%28Doctor_Who%29

« Last Edit: April 26, 2011, 04:42:50 PM by wicho »


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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2011, 04:32:38 PM »
Is there a reason you might have randomly hotlinked goatse?
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I gazed through the open window upon a full moon.
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Re: Nick vs. Anonymous
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2011, 04:42:08 PM »
Is there a reason you might have randomly hotlinked goatse?

WHAT?! ITS GOATSE?! FUCK


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