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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #75 on: March 02, 2011, 01:25:59 PM »
I'm glad everyone shared today; Don't we all feel better now?

Since this has turned into a "How's your sex?" thread, I had awsome break-up sex in her bed last night at 3:30am.  It was intense.  So many emotions going at the same time, you can't ingnore it, nor could the feeling that was taking place.

First time having break-up sex guys, and ya :)

Oh god, not another one of those emotional-sex 16as.


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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #76 on: March 02, 2011, 01:31:29 PM »
Oh god, not another one of those emotional-sex 16as.

I'm not emo, but this was a first time thing for me.  So please forgive me for expressing myself.

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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #77 on: March 02, 2011, 01:36:15 PM »
The real question is...since it was break up sex, did you "express yourself" all in her hair? Or maybe you were even more vicious and went for the eyes?
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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #78 on: March 02, 2011, 01:36:52 PM »
The real question is...since it was break up sex, did you "express yourself" all in her hair? Or maybe you were even more vicious and went for the eyes?

 LOL. THE SPIDERMAN.


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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #80 on: March 02, 2011, 01:47:05 PM »
The real question is...since it was break up sex, did you "express yourself" all in her hair? Or maybe you were even more vicious and went for the eyes?

Birth controll.

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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #81 on: March 02, 2011, 01:52:05 PM »
You skeeted all over her birth control? Thats fucking cold dude :lol: +REP
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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #82 on: March 02, 2011, 01:52:40 PM »
You skeeted all over her birth control? Thats fucking cold dude :lol: +REP

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #83 on: March 02, 2011, 01:55:29 PM »
You skeeted all over her birth control? Thats fucking cold dude :lol: +REP

  I was just about to comment how the birth control has nothing to do with aim, but Meaty you so topped anything i could have possibly said.  :yup: :mrgreen:
You skeeted all over her birth control? Thats fucking cold dude :lol: +REP

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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #84 on: March 02, 2011, 01:57:29 PM »
  I was just about to comment how the birth control has nothing to do with aim, but Meaty you so topped anything i could have possibly said.  :yup: :mrgreen:

Unless he subscribes to the very wrong belief that if he pulls out before ejaculation she can't get pregnant; which in theory would work if he were wearing a condom or she were on hormonal implants or physical contraceptives.


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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #85 on: March 02, 2011, 01:58:38 PM »
Oh god, not another one of those emotional-sex 16as.
:confused:

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You cain't buy it that way...

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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #86 on: March 02, 2011, 01:58:49 PM »
Unless he subscribes to the very wrong belief that if he pulls out before ejaculation she can't get pregnant; which in theory would work if he were wearing a condom or she were on hormonal implants or physical contraceptives.
Stop ruining our immature fun! And pulling out is the Pray and Spray method aka Catholic Birth Control :lol:
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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #87 on: March 02, 2011, 02:01:33 PM »
Stop ruining our immature fun! And pulling out is the Pray and Spray method aka Catholic Birth Control :lol:

He said he didn't spray. And if he didn't get it in her face or hair or anything and he DID spray than I think you need to hit him with the Cane of Learning. It gets HURT when it doesn't LISTEN. :lol:


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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #88 on: March 02, 2011, 02:07:05 PM »
You cain't buy it that way...

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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #89 on: March 02, 2011, 02:25:00 PM »
Stop ruining our immature fun! And pulling out is the Pray and Spray method aka Catholic Birth Control :lol:

I'll be honest, the one time I tried Catholic birth control...not so good.  We got a scare from that; there was no cum hungry lesbo around to suck out the...well you know what I'm saying.

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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #90 on: March 02, 2011, 02:26:38 PM »
Heh, pray and spray is fun if you're doing it for the spray part. But yeah, using that for birth control is a terrible idea :lol:
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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #91 on: March 03, 2011, 04:41:48 AM »
Meaty is going for a year with no sex?
Dude... keep that ball warmer beard thing going... and you wont even have to turn down the wimmins :mrgreen:


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Re: Just broke up.
« Reply #92 on: March 03, 2011, 07:07:27 AM »
Of all the obscene voice mails I've ever gotten, that was probably the best :lol:
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