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Re: James
« Reply #50 on: January 15, 2011, 07:55:45 PM »
Poor guy. 

Don't get too upset.  Some people succeed and have the luxury of owning sick ass cars, other people don't have that luxury and vent via internet forums.  Not everyone is meant to have nice things... 

I don't look down upon you though...Without guys like you, port-a-potties would never get cleaned out.  Just remember that...People like you make the world a nicer place, one tank of shit-filled blue liquid at a time.

Just try not to vent on here so much...Maybe ask your buddy to sit in the driver's seat of his car...Make some engine noises and pretend like you'll actually have the chance of driving something cool at some point in your life. 

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Re: James
« Reply #51 on: January 15, 2011, 08:02:38 PM »
Pretty sure that unless you have a graduate degree....his employment options are far better than yours. Engineer>Grease Monkey :lol:
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« Reply #52 on: January 15, 2011, 08:06:57 PM »
I'm not a grease monkey.

I'm opening a small restaurant in the next month or so...  College degrees != instant career in this day and age.

I'm actually going into computer engineering...I just slacked off on school.  I pay for it myself though, I didn't want to get buried in student loan debt and then not be able to find a job afterwards.

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Re: James
« Reply #53 on: January 15, 2011, 08:22:00 PM »
Sick ass car?  I'll go to yellowbullet and see sick ass cars.  Not some cobbled together heap like yours.  I own my house, 2 trucks, 2 jetskis, and a boat so I'm pretty sure I could have dumped money into the Mustang I owned about 6 years ago if I really wanted to.  Unlike you I'm not so delusional to think it would have turned a profit though.  You sound like some glorified grease monkey who lives with his parents and has no real ideal of the value of things.  Only possible way you can even come close to doubling your investment out of you car means you have either been given or have bought other peoples throw-aways.  Which is fine but that means you have no basis what-so-ever to judge what it costs to build a car almost from scratch with nothing but the new parts.  Port-a-Potties?  I've served for almost 13 years in the military so far, have an engineering degree, and have far less to worry about having to clean toilets someday unlike yourself.  Why don't you go polish some wrenches and learn how to make a proper flame thread in the future.  That way you don't have to degenerate into petty name calling and attempting to denigrate somebody who's better educated and better setup in life that you'll ever be. Next time kid, always a next time...:lol:
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Re: James
« Reply #54 on: January 15, 2011, 08:28:00 PM »
I'm not a grease monkey.

Ok.  We'll call you a wrench-technician.


I'm opening a small restaurant in the next month or so...  College degrees != instant career in this day and age.

Wait a minute.  You talk about college degrees yet you are trying to get into one of the most failure-prone small business models that exists.  This ought to be good...

I'm actually going into computer engineering...I just slacked off on school.  I pay for it myself though, I didn't want to get buried in student loan debt and then not be able to find a job afterwards.

Good for you almost-slacker.  I don't have any education debt either. 
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Re: James
« Reply #55 on: January 16, 2011, 12:30:56 AM »
ITT: Comparing cock sizes.

Grow the fuck up, both of you. Coming from ME that should make you both wince.

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Re: James
« Reply #56 on: January 16, 2011, 02:42:41 PM »
I still don't understand how you see two exterior pics of my car and can not only tell me what it's worth, but also that it's cobble together.

I got the car for a steal almost turn-key, that's why I'll make money on it if I were to sell it.  I'll likely keep it, I can keep it on one small shot and run the e85 class.  There's also a local event we do every year which is stock-suspension, true 28x10.5 tires, and the track is unprepped passed the starting line.  $500 buy in, 32 car field, winner took home 13-15 grand(runner up, track rental fees, etc took the rest) at the last event.


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Re: James
« Reply #57 on: January 16, 2011, 03:05:20 PM »
They're both worthless, steering wheels are on the wrong side... How'd you both fuck that up?
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Re: James
« Reply #58 on: January 16, 2011, 03:08:22 PM »
They're both worthless, steering wheels are on the wrong side... How'd you both fuck that up?

One too many nights blowing lines off a dead hookers ass cheek.

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Re: James
« Reply #59 on: January 16, 2011, 04:59:50 PM »
My keyboard ran 10.50's.  Blacklining until half track.

Then I sold it for 134,000 dollars and a date with Jessica fucking Biel.




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Re: James
« Reply #60 on: January 16, 2011, 08:05:09 PM »
I still don't understand how you see two exterior pics of my car and can not only tell me what it's worth, but also that it's cobble together.

Because he knew it would piss you off. The easiest way to piss someone off is to insult something that someone has put their time, effort and skill into. Doesn't matter WHAT it is, that's true for anything.

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Re: James
« Reply #61 on: January 16, 2011, 08:56:02 PM »
My keyboard ran 10.50's.  Blacklining until half track.

Then I sold it for 134,000 dollars and a date with Jessica fucking Biel.




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Dude, I would have sold it for the date with Biel alone if sex was to be involved.

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Re: James
« Reply #62 on: January 16, 2011, 09:14:05 PM »
ITT: Comparing cock sizes.

Grow the fuck up, both of you. Coming from ME that should make you both wince.


>implying maturity in a flame thread
>needs to re-read the rules
>profit?
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Re: James
« Reply #63 on: January 16, 2011, 09:38:40 PM »

>implying maturity in a flame thread
>needs to re-read the rules
>profit?

>New16as can't greentext
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Re: James
« Reply #64 on: January 16, 2011, 09:43:53 PM »
>New16as can't greentext


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Re: James
« Reply #65 on: January 16, 2011, 10:02:30 PM »
I don't know who b00sted or James is. Flame on.
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Re: James
« Reply #66 on: January 17, 2011, 12:35:18 PM »
I don't know who b00sted or James is. Flame on.

They have both been here almost as long as you've been alive, newb.

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Re: James
« Reply #67 on: January 17, 2011, 01:28:12 PM »
They have both been here almost as long as you've been alive, newb.



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Re: James
« Reply #68 on: January 17, 2011, 04:25:22 PM »


.bwen ,evila neeb ev'uoy sa gnol sa tsomla ereh neeb htob evah yehT

Fuck off and smoke some catnip...
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Re: James
« Reply #69 on: January 17, 2011, 04:33:07 PM »
 :lol:


Fuuuuuuuuck that was so stupid, looking back :slap2:
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Re: James
« Reply #70 on: January 17, 2011, 05:03:10 PM »


.bwen ,evila neeb ev'uoy sa gnol sa tsomla ereh neeb htob evah yehT

Seriously?

This is the flame forum.  Pull your pre-pubescent finger out of your snotty little nose and write a proper fucking response, dickbag.

 

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Re: James
« Reply #71 on: January 17, 2011, 05:21:43 PM »
Seriously?

This is the flame forum.  Pull your pre-pubescent finger out of your snotty little nose and write a proper fucking response, dickbag.

  


Hey, you fucking Canadian stoner asswipe, your girlfriend left you so she could come shine my RED WHITE AND BLUE knob. You just sit there with your tweezers and your finger paint and keep on fapping to internet pictures of Vietnamese fish!


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Re: James
« Reply #72 on: January 17, 2011, 06:15:12 PM »
Zing
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Re: James
« Reply #73 on: January 17, 2011, 06:25:16 PM »

Hey, you fucking Canadian stoner asswipe, your girlfriend left you so she could come shine my RED WHITE AND BLUE knob. You just sit there with your tweezers and your finger paint and keep on fapping to internet pictures of Vietnamese fish!


Did I do good? :D

Much better.

Unfortunately you are still a driveling twat who wouldn't know what to do with a vagina if you were floating in a sea of them.  My ex would likely sooner sew her own box shut before even being seen with the likes of a glasses-wearing jewfro-having underage dork who LOVESH SHPIDERSH.  Even if she did decide she wanted to fuck you, your pathetic little ass would likely blow your load as soon as she took her shirt off.


If I were you, I would kill myself.


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Re: James
« Reply #74 on: January 17, 2011, 06:29:59 PM »
BACK ZING :'(



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