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In mother russia...
« on: November 30, 2010, 05:39:51 AM »


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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 10:42:57 AM »
wat

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 10:51:11 AM »
wot

_(: 3 ⌒゙)_ (⌐■‿■)  し(*・∀・)/ The valves and the piston had a little party and they all ended up with a hangover. d(˚∇˚d)  (n∀)η ε=ε=ε=┌(;*Д`)ノ

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 11:08:34 AM »
∞∞∞!

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 03:48:05 PM »
...Cow eat you.

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 03:51:17 PM »

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 05:43:28 PM »
Goddamned commies.
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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 06:02:55 PM »
...We stack goat on head.

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2010, 06:05:18 PM »
Пошел на хуй, Миссисипи Гай!

_(: 3 ⌒゙)_ (⌐■‿■)  し(*・∀・)/ The valves and the piston had a little party and they all ended up with a hangover. d(˚∇˚d)  (n∀)η ε=ε=ε=┌(;*Д`)ノ

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2010, 06:11:51 PM »
Пошел на хуй, Миссисипи Гай!
Я мать ебет восстания, в задницу!

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2010, 05:07:59 PM »
 :jim: :drivin: U
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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2010, 05:50:26 PM »
hammer sickles you

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2010, 10:08:50 PM »
In Soviet Russia, tree climbs you.

In Soviet Russia, car gets hit by you.











In Soviet Russia, we beat you, starve you, take your money, and rape your women. There, that about sums it up...
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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2010, 10:09:47 PM »
In Soviet Russia, ancient jokes are still new!

_(: 3 ⌒゙)_ (⌐■‿■)  し(*・∀・)/ The valves and the piston had a little party and they all ended up with a hangover. d(˚∇˚d)  (n∀)η ε=ε=ε=┌(;*Д`)ノ

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2010, 11:35:50 PM »

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2010, 12:09:23 AM »

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2010, 07:08:58 PM »
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass
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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2010, 07:13:30 PM »
Haha I laughed pretty hard at this ^ , and then some coworkers came to read it too, and we all approved  :lol:
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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2010, 09:18:18 PM »
Well what can I say, I'm a pretty good copypasta chef...:lol:
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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2010, 11:48:41 PM »
I wonder, why do I gay with man?

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2010, 11:51:44 PM »
God Dammit :lol:
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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2010, 12:31:07 AM »
THAT Just made my Day Meaty, Thank you sah :P

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2010, 04:00:55 PM »

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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2010, 08:51:24 PM »
In Soviet Russia, post reads you!
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Re: In mother russia...
« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2010, 11:28:33 AM »
How do you know the KGB is spying on you?
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You suddenly have a new bookcase that for some reason is hooked up to mains power.

You know how you can have several tabs open in your browser? Well, in Soviet Russia, browser keeps tabs on you!

How do you double the value of a Lada?
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You fill it up.

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