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Are my standards too high?
« on: February 07, 2016, 02:06:26 PM »
I've been told my dating standards are too high, several times.

I'm looking for a girl that isn't crazy.
Isn't fat.
Isn't ugly.
and has a job.


I've got a girl nosing after me, and my friends keep saying I should date her, but there are problems.

In no particular order....

#1 - She doesn't believe in using deodorant, she's "natural".... In other words, she stinks. (and a smoker)  :barf: (I'm scared to think about the bush)
#2 - She is crazy, not in the break your shit, crazy, but in the, she has a therapist, and is encouraged to socialize as much as possible, because she will squirrel herself away in ONE of her houses for days at a time.
#3 - She.... does.....NOT....stop.....talking..........EVER.
#4 - She's ugly..... to the point that I don't think my dog would even play with her. (He has standards too)


Then there's the positive side to this argument

#1 - She likes girls too and is fair game for a little additional "company", she used to be a stripper (confirmed) and has a nice body, a fit 119lbs, she can just about pick me up, and I'm 300 lbs.
#2 - She loves guns, she owns a Barrett 50 cal, that I hope to shoot soon.
#3 - She's RICH, a self made millionaire.
#4 - If all her stories are true, which I get the vibe that she doesn't know how to lie kinda deal, she's does some cool shit. Professional Jockey (she just got back from Florida, working out horses, she brought pics), raced motorcycles, claims she's putting a bike up for the next Isle of Man race, showed me pics of it.
#5 - I've been to two of her houses, she lives in a super small 3 bedroom, less than 900 square foot house. I then went to her "Cabin" which is a 8,500 square foot house, just built, never been lived in, on a small 1,500 acres of land.
#6 - She already offered to buy me an Ariel Atom, because ~$90,000 is "nothing" to her.



Do you think she'd be offended if I hosed her down, scrubbed her with scrub brush, whacked off any unnecessary hair with a weed eater, told her to shut up, and wear this paper bag on her head?

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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2016, 12:22:04 AM »
#1 is a dealbreaker.

Keep looking.


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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2016, 04:28:52 PM »
#1 is a dealbreaker.

Keep looking.

If, upon request, she was willing to wear deodorant?

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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2016, 05:56:29 PM »
If its the V8 atom, it could be worth it... Anything less than no...
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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2016, 08:04:02 PM »
I'm confused about why her money is a factor... should I consider guys who don't meet my standards because they're rich and offer to buy me things?


Furthermore, why are you even asking us? You listed way more things you like than you dislike. I personally wouldn't change any of my habits for anyone, especially not some rando, but you could always talk to her. I know that communication is weird and it's easier to talk to strangers on the internet, but it might actually work in your favour.... 
« Last Edit: February 08, 2016, 08:07:07 PM by dotCom »


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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2016, 01:39:29 AM »
If its the V8 atom, it could be worth it... Anything less than no...

I was under the impression the v8s were not street legal?

I'm confused about why her money is a factor... should I consider guys who don't meet my standards because they're rich and offer to buy me things?

To my friends, it's a selling point, I included it for the humor of it, since I don't think my standards are anything ridiculous, but my friends say they are.

Furthermore, why are you even asking us? You listed way more things you like than you dislike. I personally wouldn't change any of my habits for anyone, especially not some rando, but you could always talk to her. I know that communication is weird and it's easier to talk to strangers on the internet, but it might actually work in your favour.... 

Why am I asking y'all? Truthfully? I'm just bored, I figured y'all would come up with something funny to say. That's why I put it down here in this board. I took a chance, went to her house for a movie, she bathes, she shaves her armpits, and wears deodorant, and smelled nice. I also searched her medicine cabinet, and she has several sticks of deodorant. I don't think she's quite as weird as I've been made to believe.

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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2016, 01:45:18 AM »
Ive decided that this thread is worthless without pics... haha
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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2016, 01:52:39 AM »
Her and her brother




Her and her ex
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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2016, 03:16:49 AM »
She looks fucking psycho.


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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2016, 07:15:16 AM »
#noaerialatomisworththat
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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2016, 10:12:33 AM »
Even those people who seem 'normal' have some totally off the wall habits. It's something you realize when you move in with them. At least you are aware of some of the crazy already.

If your interested give it a shot. What do you have to loose?

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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2016, 02:25:55 PM »
If your interested give it a shot. What do you have to loose?

Pride? Lunch? Dignity? The ability to go out in public?

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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2016, 06:09:02 PM »
Pride? Lunch? Dignity? The ability to go out in public?
I think your falling into a police officer's trap. You are dating women you should arrest. Take from me. You should see my girlfriends.

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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2016, 08:03:18 PM »
She looks fucking psycho.

So do you?

Best of luck, dude.


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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2016, 02:04:43 AM »
She looks fucking psycho.

Because she is, lol, and she is well aware of it. She doesn't deny it and will tell you all about it.

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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2016, 06:41:36 AM »
Code 2 away from that shit
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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2016, 01:36:13 PM »
Because she is, lol, and she is well aware of it. She doesn't deny it and will tell you all about it.

At least she admits it, that is step 1 amirite?

Vitamin D should fix her.

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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2016, 08:48:40 AM »
Unless she's down for a consensual, no strings attached, temporary kind of deal... Doesn't sound like good situation. The whole "therapist" thing is a HUGE question mark, and personally it would be impossible to overlook body odor, as I'm sensitive to bad smell.

Looks... Thats up to you man, I don't think there's anything wrong with being honest about what attracts you but if her face ain't pretty enough for you, you might find your interest wandering later in the relationship.

But if the possibility of threesomes, free stuff and cool cabins are worth overlooking a potentially major drama, well, have at it.

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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2016, 10:55:01 PM »
Unless she's down for a consensual, no strings attached, temporary kind of deal...


Never. Stick. Your. Dick. In. Crazy.

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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2016, 07:37:25 PM »
Yeah, run, far away! Haha just kidding. I don't think your dating standards are over the top really. I am sure that you can find someone that will make you happy without money and nice shit. If you really wanted to be with the woman than all the things you listed wouldn't matter anyway.

I wouldn't lower your standards just to date her, since you will never be happy in that relationship. No amount of fast track toy will change that.

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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2016, 12:48:47 AM »
Haha, but I like money and nice stuff! Because I have neither! Hahaha I

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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2016, 11:20:29 AM »
Holy shit her ex is Eric Bana?

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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2016, 01:44:29 PM »
Holy shit her ex is Eric Bana?

Yea, they do look similar, they are both white guys.....

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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2016, 06:50:28 PM »
Holy shit her ex is Eric Bana?

I thought her brother might have been Jim, when he was younger
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Re: Are my standards too high?
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2016, 07:04:20 AM »
Yea, they do look similar, they are both white guys.....

All white people look the same.