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Re: A two sentence horror story
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2014, 10:27:38 AM »
Well those are pretty terrifying. Jesus I'm glad I read those in the morning.

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Re: A two sentence horror story
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2014, 10:37:09 AM »
Well those are pretty terrifying. Jesus I'm glad I read those in the morning.

Number 4 creeped me out the most :lol:

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Re: A two sentence horror story
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2014, 01:32:32 PM »
Oh fuck those are good...
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Re: A two sentence horror story
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2014, 02:13:44 PM »
I gazed through the open window upon a full moon.
His name was Meatywand.

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Re: A two sentence horror story
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2014, 02:14:53 PM »
I gazed through the open window upon a full moon.
His name was Meatywand.

Yeah...I think that is the most horrific thought...Meaty in a full moon.

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Re: A two sentence horror story
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2014, 02:17:26 PM »
I gazed through the open window upon a full moon.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: A two sentence horror story
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2014, 11:19:06 AM »
Those were pretty clever and made me smile.  Definitely a good start for today!
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Re: A two sentence horror story
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2014, 08:01:54 PM »
That last one is a rip off of the scariest Creepypasta I have ever read.


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Re: A two sentence horror story
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2014, 08:00:17 PM »
That last one is a rip off of the scariest Creepypasta I have ever read.

The one where she hears her mom call her and her mom is downstairs smiling all oddly and not really saying anything, then she gets a call from her mom that she's on her way home or something?

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Re: A two sentence horror story
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2014, 06:21:05 AM »
WHO WAS PHONE?
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Re: A two sentence horror story
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2014, 08:29:46 PM »
The one where she hears her mom call her and her mom is downstairs smiling all oddly and not really saying anything, then she gets a call from her mom that she's on her way home or something?

No, the one where --

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Mother%27s_Call


All sorts of nope.


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Re: A two sentence horror story
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2014, 01:11:37 AM »
WHO WAS PHONE?

and then a spooky skeleton popped out!

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Re: A two sentence horror story
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2014, 09:27:38 AM »
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