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OFF TOPIC => The Brothel => Topic started by: JD on July 13, 2012, 05:53:00 PM

Title: Omegle fun
Post by: JD on July 13, 2012, 05:53:00 PM
Stranger: ok so i'm very horny and wanna get myself wet... can u help me ? ;-)

You: Sure. Where's the hose?

You: fuck it. hose is too slow. point me to the fire hydrant!

Stranger: i see.. Where do u live? i am bored in my apartment...and this usually gets me in trouble ;-) esp since im single and sexually deprived :-(

You: well if you're bored in your apartment, one would consider leaving the apartment. If you're single, you must be ugly. Sexually deprived? There's that ugly thing again...
Title: Re: Omegle fun
Post by: JD on July 13, 2012, 05:59:32 PM
Stranger: ur asl plz

You: why does it matter?

You: if I'm not a female, are you going to leave?

Stranger: i wanna know who i m talking

You: I'm me.

Stranger: i m me too

You: Why does any of the other stuff matter? can't you just talk to someone without knowing anything about them?

Stranger: where are u from

Stranger: i can but if i know

You: a city, in a country, on a continent, on earth, in the milky way, in the universe

Stranger: it is better

You: is it really?

Stranger: yes

You: in that case I am a being from the planet Zolton23

Stranger: hmm u r a lier

Stranger: :)

You: and you take a long time to write sentences that you can't spell the words in...

Stranger: i dont like dark. i like light

You: RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Omegle fun
Post by: Sponty on July 13, 2012, 07:43:44 PM
Welcome to /b/ aboot 6+ months ago. OP btw is a 16a just in case you were wondering.
Title: Re: Omegle fun
Post by: mort1369 on July 13, 2012, 08:12:22 PM
Welcome to /b/ aboot 6+ months ago. OP btw is a 16a just in case you were wondering.

Isn't everyone in /b/? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Omegle fun
Post by: Nava on July 14, 2012, 12:05:38 AM
6 months?  It has been much longer you stupid yankee juggalo.

OP is still a 16eh though.
Title: Re: Omegle fun
Post by: Sponty on July 14, 2012, 12:22:02 AM
6 months?  It has been much longer you stupid yankee juggalo.
Yeah well my memory sucks, blow me.
Title: Re: Omegle fun
Post by: JD on July 14, 2012, 09:32:12 AM
Fuck you all!
Title: Re: Omegle fun
Post by: AJ on July 14, 2012, 12:02:33 PM
Well now sir I just dont care for you very much at all!