Ummm... kaaaayyy


MOCK...YEA... ING... YEA.... BIRD... YEA!!


Your cost effective solution to beautification of your whip


Prepare for liftoff.


Yea, know for a second there, i could have sworn i saw Paul walker driving this.


Not sure exactly what the hell happened to this, but it still RUNS!


Just keep telling yourself your "different"



PPPPppfffffffffffttttttttttt hahahahahaa


Just think ladies, he SINGLE!!


NASA often times consults ricers because of their mad aerodynamic engineering abilities


I'd drive it.


*sarcastic clap*


Nice queer car, queer!! (note sarcasm, and severe brain damage)


Whoa stand back folks, the sheer fact of its acceleration creates such a vacuum that standing near it would bring the wolds LARGEST BLACK HOLE!! WHOOOOOO!!


Worst bondo job, ever.


Awww isnt that child molester van sooo cute.


Speaking of molesting vans.


I'm speechless. Here's why.




Ricer of the decade/millenium/10,000,000 eons...whatever.


Safari Rice.


Eurotrash.


An ants point of view, on rice.


BLLLAHAHAHHAA, ok pal, your right someone really wants to steal...baaahahahha, i cant say it..


AWww snap.



Dont you just hate when you go to the nature reserve and an eagle mistakes your car for a muskrat and uses its talons on your car?


Slammin' granny car.


Giving mad downforce for those skis.


Somehow grey primer doesnt compliment frost white very well.


Sweet lord.


Yea know, for the money they spent doing this, they could have just BOUGHT a caddy.



Ohhh!! the ice cream man is coming!.


the new and improved cow catching ford focus.


The all new Ferrontiac.


Whew, good thing this car has the impressive VORTEX motor, because other wise it would be a pile of shit.


Pwnd.


Mmmm cake frosting!


More Eurotrash.


the avenger that was modeled to be a probe that was modeled to be a pile of ass.


Did someone say "ass"?



Holy crap, i'm drawing a blank... could some one please clue me in.


What...the...fuck.


Blech.


Cant sleep, clowns will kill me.


Next on Donahue, when pontiacs go slut.


Dont you just love a car that is not only slow, but ugly as well?


Isnt that cute, our logo fits right between its fat ass cheeks


*SNICKER*.


And you thought they didnt make snowplows for small vehicle.


So nice... so... for sale....


Back away not today, shitty car.


Be scared, be very Ascared of the outlined gorilla.


Worst mock up, evAR.


Yes, for the love of god oh yes!!