Hot import nights eat your heart out, give this man the trophy.


Yes, we all believe you have a prostock CRX, dont we guys?


Its the heartbeat all right, if your heart beats queer


Another CRX.


Had we only spent our money on a good car to begin with this might be a different place and a different time


Oh man... i cant... i just... *ZOINKS*



Go boy racer, gooooO!!!


Mmmmmm clown vomit.


Um sure, i suppose.


Silly ricer! Those are suppose to go ON the car, not in it!!


Repeat after me, "i will not strangle people... i will not..." aww fuck it.



Very nice detail work, did "pimp my ride" get to you too?



Ya know, i'm pretty hungry... i could go for some Mexi-Rice



I hate people, but i love gatherings... isnt it ironic?


Low ridin' the old fashion way!!


Would you like fries with that? I imagine the owner saying that line quite a bit.


Bet you didnt know where Batman got his neat little hat from did you?


Remind me never to take my car to a crosseyed installer.


Do you balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot...


Another sheep gone astray.


And again.


...and once more.


Seeing a pattern yet?


Dear Diary, I had the worst nightmare last night i dreamt there was this horrible Honda.. OH SWEET JESUS.


NO, JUST ... NO! BAD!!! BAD!!!


Do i rub his nose in it?


Nothing like luvin' in the back of this car with your sister


Nothing like a liberal dose of MORON


Suuuuuree it is.


When i grow i want to be stupid just like him


"Hi, I'm a tool!"


When i grow i want to be stupid just like him


Mr. McDonald would be so proud (Yes, Ray Krock)


*sigh*


And you wonder why i made this site.


And wonder why i'm a balding fatass who has nothing do other than sit at home and pick the dingleberries from my ass cheeks


Did i mention the dingleberries? Oh yea, i think i did.


Speaking of Clingons


Asstastic!!



Almost promoted to full on ricer.



As if driving one of these cars isnt gay enough


Pure actions shots, thats all were about here at AR


The writing on the back translates into "I'm blew APC for this pile"


Just a handjob here.


Did i mention i hate dingleberries?



Eurotrash


This falls under the category of "It still fucking runs!?!?"


M4|) tyte!



When i mentioned dingleberries earlier, did i also say that they often times have little curly butt hairs on them, much like this car.


As well as this car.


Need i say much more?