From faygo_tinted_glasses@hotmail.com

Dear Dipshit,
You obviously havent been doing your homework. "Rice" is not defined in any was as "a domestic with a body kit" or
"an import with Altezza tail lights." If you were intelligent, you would know that "rice" can be defined,
at least by your normal average person, as a car that say, for instance, has a VTEC sticker when the car is
not VTEC powered, or a Nissan that has a GT-R emblem when it is not GT-R. This is rice. Not a domestic with
a body kit. So you seriously need to re-consider your choice of a fag-ish career in web design.
Hugs and Kisses, A Ricer

Well, why don't you write Webster's and let them know your definition
I'm sure they'd love to hear it, I mean god forbid my opinion differs from yours

From rfinck1@home.ca

so what i'm getting from your website is that basically anything without a big chevy V8 is rice? there was a
lot of rice on there but some of those cars were pretty slick aside from some ugly rear wings/paint jobs.
and the shitboxes that are obviously just done for a joke dont qualify as rice either.
get your shit straight!

Why dont you get YOUR shit straight and actually open your fucking eyes
and see that anything that looks gh3y is worth laughing at.

From hondahotboy@msn.com

you are gay! maybe you have
a little too much time on your hands!? as for your friends rides: gosh i sure wish i was a honky too, then
maybe i could partake in some sister ass-rammin action! anyway what kinda car do you drive? i do admit that
alot of those cars in your site are in fact rice, some very rice, but you go too far when you forget that
its a hobby. do i disrespect your gay porn collection when i know your dad has a better selection? no! just
my opion, i could be wrong?!

Wow, you know me so well .... now go back to playin' on your 'puter your
mommy gave you for Xmas.

From Craigd887@aol.com

dood your a moron. i looked in your mail bag part and saw someone relpied ot it
as well. look, the wing is sickening. the body kit has a chance of lookin
good. and the big metal thing, the reason why the front is ripped off to begin
with, is a front mount intercooler. and yes the size of it does make a
difference. you are a moron. try reading something on the internet about these
cars and how they work before you shit on them. alot of the imports on here are
turds. granted. why don't youi take a pick of a twin turbo 3000gt or supra.
find a skyline or a 300zx, also known as corvette killers. you old heads all
glorify the almighty quartermile. if all i ever had to drive was a quarter
mile i'd want teh biggest damn engine i could et in the smallest car possible
. but since this is reality i need to go through turns and up hills. also even
though about every car on here is ungly as hell it will out run any american
built peice of shit out there so bring your bucket and be ready to hurl in the
fut
ure cause you'll see plenty more

RIIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTTTT

Hey man, Some of those cars are pure nasty! but I've got a question for you.
Under the Rice Mobiles Part: 4 link, you have a picture of a DSM. (diamond star motors) car. It's either a plymouth laser, mitsubishi eclipse, or an eagle talon. The thing I'm saying is this....The cabin scoop, spoiler, and some
of the body kit is definitely rice.....but what rubbed me wrong was your 17.1 1/4 mile time......did you happen
to look at the front of the car? that radiator looking thing is a front mount intercooler for a turbo.... turbo
DSMs are fast as hell w/o mods...but if someone had the cash to put a FMIC on, then it is surely going to have
mods, and be a hell of a lot faster than 17.1.......the time you gave would be more fitting for a non-turbo dsm.
The bottom line is this, that car was ricey...but just because it had that crap on it doesn't
mean it's slow. Don't take this for a flame, just thought you might want to know so you don't look mis-informed.

-Byron

Now Byron, you must realize that I dont know what it ran, nor do i care
what it runs. Having that huge intercooler doesn't make it fast, on the other hand
I will agree it looks stupid.

Here's one from: OpticBurner69@aol.com

Bro,

I have no idea where your from, but I have to say that you need to find something better to do with your time,
than host a website like this. This something we guys do as a love / passion. And you say that these cars have
"fart burners" on them, you dumb ass. That "fart burner" ads 5-10HP to your car ; some of those
small Hondas can whip a Vett off the line.

What I'm trying to say, knuckle head, is that this is not something where you just click and type code and
something comes up on the screen. And if that's your thing, cool. The goal for us is to get the most HP "horse
power" by working with and modifying your car. Engine/aerodynamics/and looks, its a hobby. This takes hours and
hours of reading and learning about all aspects of the auto your working on. I bet half of these guys are 5
times smarter than you can ever dream to be.

So unless your driving a fully tweaked ride and your just dissing the bad job these guys are doing, stick to your code and scooter and lay off.

Always livin' LARGE,

"BURNER"

I never said "fart burner" for one, its "fart Cannon"....
secondly, 5-10hp for a muffler is complete shit...... if you think you are smarter than me because of
your delusions then be my guest... other peoples children I tell ya.
Is anyone NOT suprised he's on AOL? I'm not thats for sure!

Here's one from: Khmerfabolus@aol.com Feel free to email him

ae dumass y u hating on our ride llok lik ur fren ride look lik dey came from da junk yard
ae myself i aint a ricer am all bout speed so grt it straight dis from all da real import
racer by da way my integra gs-r run 12.9 at 105 mph on 12 psi on my drag gen3 turbo kits
no stiker here jus straight speed u aint believe dat fine but anyways amma mak my site called
anti-domestically challenge aight den dumass keep going straight huh haa dam domestic dat all
dey can do cant turn 4 shit

At this very moment I have my best cryptologists working on this letter.... wait... this just in:
Dear Owner of Anti-Rice.com,
Inclosed is our findings of your mysterious letter. We suspect the originator of this letter to be either:
A: Drunk
B: A Gastropod
or C: The most moronic person we have ever encountered
Sincerely,
The Cryp's
There you go folks, you have your answer, my guess would be a combination of the three.

I find your site hilarious, however, if you are such a domestic performance enthusiast, you would know that the
so-called "Gh3y" body kit on the Mustang in gallery 3 is actually a stock Cobra ground
effects package. I agree that the clear tail lights and excessive spoiler are ridiculous,
but do your homework before trashing domestics. BTW, the guy who put honda badging on his
Mustang should be required to have a 1.8L, 17HP honda engine installed and be eternally humiliated by
guys in 2.3L rustangs running on 3 cylinders with no exhaust tip.

If you are referring to This I would have to disagree, it is rice because that isnt
even a cobra, so by definition it is rice
But, thanks for sending me the letter, and BTW, I'm pretty sure that Honda Mustang was a joke, but damn thats funny ^_^

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